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Ken Bone Is A Fan Of ‘PreggoPorn’ And Insurance Fraud, Says Trayvon Martin’s Death Was ‘Justified’

Ken Bone’s amazing week has ended, predictably, in scandal. Last night, the red sweatered star of Sunday night’s presidential debate held an an AMA on reddit, where he’s been an active user for years. The only problem...

The Fresh Toast In The Press: Early October 2016

It's been an exciting couple of weeks around TFT headquarters. As you may have heard, we had a super fun and packed launch party in New York City last week. Before and after the launch, several news outlets...

Woman Claims Wendy’s Served Her 4-Year-Old Daughter Fries Covered With Weed

Edibles are fine and good, as long as they’re being served to a responsible adult who asked for them and not, as an Ohio mother alleges happened yesterday, to an unsuspecting toddler who just wanted to eat...

Everything We’ve Learned About Human Meme Ken Bone In The Past 28 Hours

What can we say about Ken Bone that hasn’t been said before? If you know, please tell us. But in the meantime, here’s a recap of what we’ve learned about the debate’s true hero over the past...

Humorous Look At Sunday Night’s Presidential Debate

It seems like years and years have passed since the first presidential debate, when Donald sniffled and Hillary shimmied, but it was only two weeks ago. And now, it’s time for a second meeting between the orange...

The Week in Hot Messes: Drake, Clowns, and Poop

While it’s easy to focus on only the Hot Mess that is the presidential campaign, it would be a mistake to ignore the wild tales of woe from your everyday people. You know, the would-be clown victims...

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