Chelsea Handler didn’t take long after falling out with Jennifer Aniston to find a replacement best friend. The comedian is now obsessed with Gwen Stefani.
“The dirty secret is that Chelsea loves celebrities. She loves hanging out with super famous people and has now latched onto Gwen,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “Chelsea is full-on obsessed with Gwen. She texts and calls her all the time. Gwen thinks Chelsea is funny but Gwen is a mom and in a serious relationship with Blake. She doesn’t have the time to be a full-time pal to Chelsea. Gwen’s single-girl-days are long behind her. Going out and getting wasted is a thing of the past.” Sorry, Chelsea! – you should call Lindsay Lohan.
Naughty X-RATED Miley Cyrus Set To Return
The new innocent version of Miley Cyrus is not connecting with fans as her latest CD continues to flop, so get ready for the return of naughty Miley.
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“Miley’s new super sweet clean image was to support this new innocent CD. However, once you have let the beast out of the bottle you cannot put it back in. We have all seen her naked on a wrecking ball and smoking weed. No one believes this new sweet image especially her fans,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “With the CD not selling very well, expect the return of raunchy Cyrus really soon. That is who this girl really is. She is just pretending to be Hannah Montana again and it is not working.”