Twitter’s biggest joke this week lists out the three things that guys can’t simultaneously have.
One of the silliest memes in recent memory is the ‘no guy has all three’ meme. Although we can’t find the original version of the joke (or the reason why this became a joke in the first place), Twitter is flooded with different versions of the meme, highlighting how no guy has all of the three requirements to be the perfect guy. These requirements change drastically from meme to meme, with some people referencing pop culture milestones like “Twilight” and others making Bed, Bath & Beyond jokes. It’s very weird.
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This meme is one of the most abstract ones yet, with people taking the joke and stretching it in any direction they want. Check out a few of our favorite replies:
no man has all three:
• the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring extended edition on dvd
• the lord of the rings the two towers extended edition on dvd
• the lord of the rings the return of the king extended edition on dvd— Kandahar Giant Believer (@half_orc_) September 24, 2019
No man has all three:
• an interesting origin story
• an invisible plane
• a lasso that makes you tell the truth— Roxi Horror ?? (@roxiqt) September 24, 2019
no guy has all 3:
-the glitz
-the glam
-the fashion— brittany? (@Brittany_broski) September 24, 2019
No guy has all 3:
– Eternal life
– Mind reader
– Shimmering skin— THE TWILIGHT SAGA (@Twilight) September 26, 2019
no guy has all 3:
– a dick
– nipples
– respect for women— justin (@farringt0n) September 23, 2019
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no guy has all 3:
-bath mat
-toilet mat
-sink mat— the girl with the sample text tattoo (@turnthepge) September 24, 2019
no frat guy has all 3:
-a clean std test
-more than one pillow
-respect for his gf— logan (@brainwxrms) October 7, 2019
no guy has all 3:
1. a
2. fucking
3. clue— cancelled joker (@saintknives) September 25, 2019
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no guy has all 3:
– slick as Gaston
– quick as Gaston
– neck as incredibly thick as Gaston’s— Revolver Volcelot (@costaggini) September 24, 2019
no guy has all 3:
– bed
– bath
– beyond— Revolver Volcelot (@costaggini) September 24, 2019
