Friday, September 30, 2022

This Guy Used Mayo In His Coffee And Twitter Was Not Having It

If you found yourself with a hot cup of coffee and no creamer, would you A) drink it black B) not drink it at all or C) add an egg-based condiment. If you chose C, you and Philly sports reporter Jim Salisbury should go have a coffee klatch sometime.

Responding to a Tweet in which someone asked if they could swap cottage cheese for milk in a batch of mac and cheese, Jim chimed in with his own dairy hack:

And then everyone collectively threw up a little.

https://twitter.com/DKuzLA/status/897921004436996096

https://twitter.com/rocketdogjess/status/897921180841193472

https://twitter.com/christopher8289/status/897935973203431424

Adding weird forms of oil to coffee is nothing new, although it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Adding coconut oil, ghee or butter to your coffee is said to increase energy and brain function. But mayo? This guy speaks for us all:

https://twitter.com/LoWuaSacar/status/897920777286234112

 

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