Saturday, October 1, 2022

‘Give It A Butt Rope:’ How God Made Animals, According To Twitter

Ever look at a platypus and wonder: now how did that happen? A bill for a face, really? Once you start questioning it, you wonder how all animals were created, or at least why evolution stopped there exactly.

Thank goodness for Twitter, then, as we now have explanations for how all animals were made. The culprit behind the calamities might surprise you, though.

https://twitter.com/astamate/status/755807844004429824

https://twitter.com/Feebie_Jean/status/756669586515357696

https://twitter.com/johnfilmer/status/766557630890319872

https://twitter.com/jonathanmonro/status/777188820039135232

https://twitter.com/themiltron/status/585656921962721281

https://twitter.com/freed4nte/status/778943224543113216

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