Ever look at a platypus and wonder: now how did that happen? A bill for a face, really? Once you start questioning it, you wonder how all animals were created, or at least why evolution stopped there exactly.
Thank goodness for Twitter, then, as we now have explanations for how all animals were made. The culprit behind the calamities might surprise you, though.
[god creating the platypus]
I'm feeling sad today. Put a duck bill on literally anything. Nothing matters.
— Caustic Soda (@Lye_to_me) September 30, 2016
God creating scorpions: The spiders turned out all right, huh?
Angel: Um, the feedback isn't so–
God: Felt like I was holding back, though.
— Charles Louis Richter (@richterscale) September 30, 2016
GOD: youll never go hungry
G: we'll call you anteater
A: too obvious
G: or dicknose
A: anteater is good
— rob elliott (@rockymomax) October 1, 2016
[God creating praying mantis]
Make an insect that does karate
Now make it bite her husband's head off
Angel: dude we need to talk
— Bownuggets (@Bownuggets) January 11, 2016
"Stuff that rat into that dove." – God creating pigeons
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 21, 2015
[God Creating pandas]
God: A cow bear!
Angel: a what?
God: Did I fucking stutter?
God: Take a cow and make it a bear.
— Caveman (@YungCaveman) July 11, 2016
[God creating spiders]
"Make it have 8 legs"
Seems excessive but ok
"And 8 eyes"
You need to calm down a li-
"Give it a butt rope"
— matt (@dogfather) June 18, 2016
[god making bats]
GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings
GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot
— Jackson (@yungshepherdboy) March 10, 2015
[God creating dogs]
Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
— Ygrene (@Ygrene) March 31, 2016