Thursday, March 28, 2024

Sugar Tit, Balltown, and Butts: Here Are America’s Dirtiest Town Names

Thanks to the people at Estately, we now know the lewdest-sounding town names in each state. The rudest states, in no particular order, are Wisconsin (Dick), Iowa (Balltown), South Carolina (Sugar Tit), California (Rough & Ready), and Ohio (Pee Pee Township).

But the most surprising thing, to me at least, is how well the towns in neighboring states pair up. For example, Lubers, Colorado, is right next to Dry Wood, Kansas, while Spread Eagle, Wisconsin, is just a few miles northeast of Balltown, Iowa. And Comertown, Montana, sits right on top of Dickshooter, Idaho, with Short Pump, Virginia, straddling Climax, North Carolina.

The state with the most dirty-sounding town names is West Virginia, which has 27 (Bald Knob, Beech Bottom, Big Chimney, Big Sandy, Brohard, Cloverlick, Concepcion, Cougar, Cougar Valley, Cucumber, Droop, Floe, Johnson Crossroads, Knobs, Lick Creek, Longpole, Mercers Bottom, Nutterville, Organ Cave, Pickle Street, Pinch, Pipestern, Rimel, Romance, Sandlick, Stony Bottom, Wood). The state with the fewest is Hawaii, which only has one (Honaunau-Napoopoo).

For the full list, head over to Estately.

Posted By: Taylor Berman

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