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Watch A Foul-Mouthed Grandmother Prepare A Vegan Thanksgiving Meal

"You know, a perk of this recipe is that you don’t have to eat body parts and shit."

Tofucken
Screenshot via PETA

The animal lovers at PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) released a video starring a very foul-mouthed Peggy Glenn, aka Granny Potty Mouth, describing how to make a vegan version of a Turducken, or as she puts it—a tofucken.

A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, which Glenn says is “probably the grossest shit I’ve ever head of…It’s usually eaten by simple douchebags.”

As an alternative, Glenn suggests preparing tempe and then stuffing it inside a block of tofu. As her tofu is marinating in the video, our chef goes on a little tangent.

“You know, a perk of this recipe is that you don’t have to eat body parts and shit,” Glenn says. Some of those cooking show twats, they even smile as they stuff bread up bird’s asses. Isn’t that goddamn strange?”

Back to the tofu, which is then wrapped in seitan and roasted until golden brown. “Isn’t it nice not to be eating fucking corpses?” she asks as her dish finishes baking, before listing all the way most poultry are regularly mistreated.

“Don’t be a weak ass motherfucker,” she concludes. “Become a vegan.”

Watch the full clip below.

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