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Guy Thinks He’s Found Evidence Of His Own Alien Abduction

Imagine stumbling into photographic evidence of you getting your ass kicked by an alien in your own backyard.

That’s what happened to John Mooner, a UK man who frequently writes to the Herald Express about his encounters of a third kind, previously writing to the the news outlet to report UFO sightings while he’s trying to mind his own damn business at home.

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He’s seen bright eerie lights and what he claims are alien craft, including an incident where a cigar-shaped spaceship hovered nearby and its driver stuck its head out of the vehicle to stick its tongue out and smile.

He told the Herald Express about his new revelation:

“I was having trouble with the Google Earth app that was installed on my computer so I looked for an online option and found Google satellite maps. I thought to myself I will view the area where I was UFO spotted from last year and look for anything out of the ordinary. I was left speechless by what I saw. The satellite has captured a real alien abduction taking place. The shocking thing about this was that it’s me being abducted by a grey alien and the satellite image clearly shows me trying to fight off the grey alien by punching it in the face. Looking at the image it appears that the alien has blocked my punch and has grabbed my fist and must of been able to subdue me.”

Mooner says he doesn’t remember this happening at all, but he does recognize the outfit he’s wearing in the images, and he’s had gaps in his memory from that time.

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When he zoomed out of the frame, he spotted three flashes of light, which he thinks are UFOs coming to pick him and his alien assailant up. ” I was abducted and this satellite image is proof.” If you squint really hard, and kind of tilt your head, you can almost see the proof.

Whether this is photo evidence of an abduction or not, it’s best to stay vigilant out there, folks.

 

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