So you’ve already marathoned through our list of obscure horror movies and drank all the wine and beer pairings in our classic film guide. Now what? You move on to the B-listers, of course.
These eight movies (sometimes available on Netflix) are so bad, they’ll give you nightmares.
Zombeavers (2014)
A “horde of ferocious zombie beavers” crashes a woodland cabin full of horny college kids.
Five-star quote: “I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close.”
Bad Milo! (2013)
A man is so stressed out that a living, breathing alien-thing grows inside of him and starts walking around in the world. Out of that plot synopsis we get scenes like this:
Burying the Ex (2014)
Honor Anton Yelchin’s memory and give this horror rom-com a spin. When his overbearing ex dies in an accident, he thinks his problems are solved — until she comes back to haunt him.
Five-star quote: “Hey baby, you ever bang a zombie? Once you go undead, it’s never been better in bed.”
Wolfcop (2014)
The title says it all. Boozehound cop becomes a werewolf. Small town hijinks ensue in a costume that’s more Party City than convincing wolfman.
The Brainiac (1962)
Good old fashion “braaaains!” and evil spirits come together for a campy black-and-white flick.
Nymph (2014)
Also known as Killer Mermaid, this film turns a Mediterranean vacation for two women into an underwater death trap.
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)
If you loved Sharknado and thought Jaws could use two more heads, get ready for this mutant mind-fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK4TKbwJjRI
Spiders (2000)
Mutant spiders take over the NYC subway, which, granted, is a legitimately horrifying notion. What’s scarier is the year 2000’s bad CGI and dramatic effects.
Five-star quote: “This is creepy… like a bad science fiction movie.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L02B073x824
