We live in a time when non-political Facebook rants are perceived as a breath of fresh air. Tapping into this cultural cue, Jimmy Fallon and Samuel L. Jackson took it upon themselves to re-enact some random Facebook rants about an issue that everyone has a strong opinion about: junk food. Specifically Girl Scout cookies and Pop Tarts.
Sam Jackson reveals that his love of Girl Scout cookies has deep roots; his mom was once the leader of a Brownies troop when he was growing up. His pig out cookie of choice? Shortbrea…zzzzzzzz. “Better than those Thin Mint things they used to sell,” he says, presumably sparking a ton of “seriously?” looks from the audience.
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Jackson also riffs on milk.
You haven’t lived until you’ve heard him utter the phrase, “Stop milk shaming me, Mother Fucker!”
Also, Toaster Strudel vs. Pop Tarts is the new  Team Kimye vs. Team Swift.
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