Eating isn’t pretty. It just isn’t. Take a look at celebrities, some of the most vulnerable people when it comes to close-ups and unwanted photos of “ugly eating face.” Can you imagine attacking a burger head-on, only to hear the shutter of a camera (or three) in the background? It’s a terrible trap these famous faces fell prey to. And, oh yeah, they will definitely make you feel way more self conscious about your own food plan of attack.
David Hasselhoff
Still way better than the cheeseburger he shared a floor with during that infamous drunken episode in 2007.
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George Clooney
Still hot.
https://www.instagram.com/p/0Chq9qOok8
Brad Pitt
When Ellen DeGeneres had pizzas delivered to the Oscars in 2014, Brad didn’t think twice about digging into a slice.
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Chrissy Teigen
When is this woman not eating?
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Vince Vaughn
In 2013, in response to this photo (which was posted on a website) Vaughn told Conan that “I don’t know if there is an elegant way to eat ice cream, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be intimidated out of some ice cream.”
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LeAnn Rimes
Devouring a massive sandwich with the ingredients (listed on the bag) in full view while sunbathing in Hawaii is one way to drown those eating disorder rumors.
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Harry Styles
The former One Directioner loves himself some bananas.
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Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn Monroe eats a hot dog from a stand in NYC with her husband, playwright Arthur Miller, in 1957.
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John Legend
He and wife Chrissy Teigen were made for each other.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRJk4sUFMtL/
Ben Affleck
Looks like Affleck is working on a sequel to the 1989 Burger King commercial he starred in when he was 16-years old.
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Ashton Kutcher
The couple actually made headlines when they were snapped in London snacking on crepes.
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Kirsten Dunst
Everything about this is sad. Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst were dating at the time this photo was taken (2003). In fact, they were only about a year into their relationship. But as E! pointed out, we can #neverforget about the time Jake hated the way Kirsten ate salad. Like, way more than soup.
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Kim Kardashian
You know she’s only eating that pink cotton candy because it matches her lipstick.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAL3TKRTPEU
Jayne Mansfield
There are entire Pinterest boards dedicated to starlettes eating plates of pasta.
https://www.instagram.com/p/qVFNeuqf52
Gigi Hadid
The “it” model of the moment has a motto that goes something like: “Eat clean to stay fit, eat a burger to stay sane.”
She told Jimmy Fallon in 2016 that she once that she ate a different burger every week when she moved to New York.
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