Sunday, November 24, 2024

Craigslist Dude Will Bring You Fair Food On His Bike

You’ve gotta hand it to this guy in Minnesota. He placed a thoughtful Craigslist ad offering to hop on his bicycle and deliver State Fair food to anyone who wants to skip the concession lines and enjoy deep-fried foods the proper way: on a couch in front of the TV.

The ad reads:

‘Tis the season of deep fried glory
Are you craving cheese curds, but just don’t want to deal with the hassle of going to the fair?
Deep fried Oreos are calling your name,
but you don’t want to rub elbows with everyone and their great uncles.
Well lucky for you, I have a solution.
I’ll be at the MN State Fair, you text me ANYTHING you want to eat from the great MN get together
and I will deliver it to you (within 5 miles) of the fair on my bicycle.
Placing orders in advance is recommended, 20% gratuity added to total.

Admission to the State Fair is $13. So, really, this is a solid deal.

(h/t to CityPages)

MUST READ

Be More Productive During The Holidays With Marijuana

Despite the old myth, here is how to be more productive during the holidays with marijuana.

MORE BY THIS AUTHOR

What Happens When You Pour Grease Down The Drain

Everyone seems to be in the kitchen and creating Insta worthy dishes to be shared with friends and family. But cooking can be a...

Don't Miss Your Weekly Dose of The Fresh Toast.

Stay informed with exclusive news briefs delivered directly to your inbox every Friday.

We respect your privacy. Unsubscribe anytime.