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Woman Filmed Herself Performing Oral Sex on Mystery Man in Florida Courthouse

With all the attention given to Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, it’s important that we don’t lose track of the going-ons in lower courts, like the Duval County Courthouse where earlier this week a woman...

The Week in Hot Messes: Illegal Sex in Bed Bath & Beyond, Snakes in Ears, and a 19-Inch Penis

What a week. Beyond all the political hubbub and Super Bowl hype, there were all sorts of crazy and scandalous stories from around the world. The majority, as usual, involved sex, but more than a few involved...

3 Memes That Perfectly Describe The Current State Of The World

What better way to recalibrate than with three memes that really sum up how the emotional states of the vast majority of us.

Foul-Mouthed Grandmother Returns To Cook Super Bowl Vegan Food

Granny Pottymouth—played by Peggy Glenn—is back for more cursing and ethical, animal product-free cooking, but this time she’s set her sights on the Super Bowl and the millions of chicken wings consumed in its honor each year.

Jogger Stopped At Microsoft After Cops Spot ‘Nude Buttocks Illuminated’

A man was spotted jogging at three AM wearing only a pair of black sketchers. Officers saw “seeing nude buttocks illuminated by a streetlight."

Robert Galinsky Presents V-Day Performance of ‘The Bench,’ A Homeless Love Story

A thriving New York City artist activist is starring in a special presentation of The Bench in New York, an event you should check out if you’re in the area.

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