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Live From The Fresh Toast Stage: I.M. Rip

Live From The Fresh Toast Stage: I.M. Rip

Wipeout: 5 Glorious Videos Of People Slipping On Ice

Here are some of the internet’s best clips of people eating it on ice.

Learn To Relax With the Cool Animals From The Chill Wild Life Instagram Account

Life can be overwhelming. Between the stress of work and family, it’s sometimes easy to lose track of really matters: taking the time to actually relax and enjoy things, man. Which is why the Chill Wildlife account...

The Week in Hot Messes: Burrito Lawsuits, Bionic Penises, And The Wedding From Hell

As we get deeper and deeper into winter, we’re still getting plenty of free heat from idiots and heroes around the world who find themselves involved in hot messes. This week we learned about a horrendous maid...

It’s A Party! Woman Arrested For Stealing 31 Boxes of Trojan Condoms

Buying in bulk is a financially sound strategy if you can afford it. Stealing in bulk, however, is not such a great idea.

Man With Bionic Penis Wants To Date A Sex Robot

A man who recently had an eight-inch bionic penis surgically added says he’d like to date a “sex robot.” RELATED STORY: Grandmother Accidentally Prays to Lord of the Rings Doll Instead of Saint Mohammed Abad, whose penis was...

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