It’s almost Halloween, which means two very important things: 1) Charlie Brown’s “It’s the Great Pumpkin” will soon be on television and 2) cans and bottles of pumpkin ale are lining the shelves of grocery stores across the country....
America’s premier singing satirist is back. This morning, Weird Al Yankovic dropped a video for his new song, which was inspired by the last presidential debate: “Bad Hombres, Nasty Women.” The video and song is filled with the goofy...
Why talk about who won the latest presidential debate when you can talk about who won Alaska’s Katmai National Park & Preserve annual Fat Bear Tuesday contest. Otis, who Motherboard reports weighs “around 1000 pounds,” was crowned the park’s...
Eminem is angry again. That might not come as a shocker when considering Marshall Mathers, but this time he’s aimed his vexing toward the political arena with a nearly eight-minute freestyle called “Campaign Speech.”
Though Em has been mum with...
If you're sick of celebrity chefs talking over the sound of knives running through pork fat and rambling about their childhood memories with nana in front of a fake television set kitchen, Alex Almazan is your answered prayer.
Turn your sound up and...
With moments like this past weekend, when Beyoncé ripped her earlobe during a TIDAL performance and continued like nothing happened, you’re reminded just why her fans love her so. Not only does she tower as a revolutionary queen through...
Sometimes it’s important to pause and ask yourself the important questions: Is there a God? Why are we here on Earth? Am I living a fulfilling and meaningful life? And why is this duck chasing this dog around and...
Sometimes you just need some simple happiness
Mid week can be stressful and leave you feeling discombobulated. But if you want a giant dose of sweetness, this is for you. Meeting new people, or deer, can be stressful, especially if...
We here at The Fresh Toast owe you, the reader, an apology for not including Planet Earth in our roundup of TV shows that are better to watch while high. The 2006 miniseries is, in fact, the best possible...
Did you notice anything strange happening during Sunday night’s debate? No, not Kenneth Bone, or the memes about Trump-Hillary duets, or any substantive policy issues discussed. Did you recognize how Trump was kind of lurking behind Hillary Clinton, his...