If you're sick of celebrity chefs talking over the sound of knives running through pork fat and rambling about their childhood memories with nana in front of a fake television set kitchen, Alex Almazan is your answered prayer.
Turn your sound up and...
With moments like this past weekend, when Beyoncé ripped her earlobe during a TIDAL performance and continued like nothing happened, you’re reminded just why her fans love her so. Not only does she tower as a revolutionary queen through...
Sometimes it’s important to pause and ask yourself the important questions: Is there a God? Why are we here on Earth? Am I living a fulfilling and meaningful life? And why is this duck chasing this dog around and...
Sometimes you just need some simple happiness
Mid week can be stressful and leave you feeling discombobulated. But if you want a giant dose of sweetness, this is for you. Meeting new people, or deer, can be stressful, especially if...
We here at The Fresh Toast owe you, the reader, an apology for not including Planet Earth in our roundup of TV shows that are better to watch while high. The 2006 miniseries is, in fact, the best possible...
Did you notice anything strange happening during Sunday night’s debate? No, not Kenneth Bone, or the memes about Trump-Hillary duets, or any substantive policy issues discussed. Did you recognize how Trump was kind of lurking behind Hillary Clinton, his...
Leonard Cohen rules. Why, you ask? Are you really asking that question? Don't. Just listen to this entire record. It's 41 minutes and 20 seconds. Yes, I know you're busy. I don't give a shit. Listen to it. Next,...
Obituaries for punk rock have been written many times before. So often, in fact, that "punk's not dead" is common rallying cry for fans and chroniclers of the movement.
Further proof of the music's ongoing vitality can be found in the...
Samantha Bee and John Oliver have been so consistently good on the insanity that is this election cycle that there is a backlash to their greatness: tweets and posts sarcastically making fun of how much they are DESTROYING IT.
https://twitter.com/JosephPaulJC/status/785821911993290753
But, well,...
Are you weary of the burning hellscape that American politics has become? Fearful of the internet's domination of your every move? Confused on what's so cute or funny about a man in a shitty sweater who's somehow remained an undecided voter in the most blatantly obvious presidential...