Hot Mess

NBC Washington reports that Osborne was walking her daughter’s dog Wednesday night when, because of how dark it was, she inadvertently walked between a bear and her cubs. The bear attacked, causing Osborne to instinctively fight bac

Police in Towson, Maryland are desperately trying to catch a man who last week broke into a pizza parlor, stripped off his clothes, and then took money from the restaurant’s cash registers. Fox 5 DC reports the nude pizza crime...

While inferior to Waffle House, IHOP is one of the best chain restaurants for a cheap, reliable breakfast. Pancakes are the way to go, in our opinion at least, but you’ll probably be happy with waffle or any of...

A 7.8 magnitude earthquake rocked New Zealand yesterday, setting off up to 100,000 landslides, evacuations, and a state of emergency for the hardest-hit areas.  Meanwhile, in a valley town a few hours north, Ben Todd woke up like it was...

Some days, you’re just not loving it. That is the case for many specifically disgruntled McDonald’s customers over the years. There’s been 911 calls and lawsuits and media reports. We would like to commemorate these people. They may be brave...

While this week has felt like one long Hot Mess, it’s important to remember that actual Hot Messes were happening around the country and the world. So let’s take a break from politics read about deers smashing through glass...

Shopping can be stressful, especially if you’re a deer who probably doesn’t have much experience. Unfortunately, no one explained this to this deer.

Earlier this week, GoPro announced that it was recalling its GoPro Karma drones because they kept falling from the sky. What would it look like to be on the ground when a drone suddenly crashed at your feet? Everyone’s...

This news story reads like an episode of Lassie, but instead of plucky children in peril, it’s dumbass grown men on the run. When two good 'ol boys decided to liven up their Thursday and allegedly steal a SUV,...

When you’re working at the Royal Canadian Mint employee, it’s probably hard not to wonder what would happen if you dropped a few gold nuggets into your pocket on the way to clocking out. Or, in this former employee’s...