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This job hunter makes endless LinkedIn invitations look appealing. After being turned down for a fourth grade teaching position, he went full revenge mode, mailing dead animals — four skunks and a raccoon — to everyone responsible for his...

One happy thing I’ve learned during my 20-plus years as a firefighter and E.M.T. is that usually the most entertaining ambulance calls are ones that are the least serious. I honestly can't remember how many people’s lives I’ve seen...

The great clowns epidemic of 2016 has drifted south to Georgia, where children in two cities have reportedly been harassed by the make-up-covered walking nightmares. In LaGrange, Ga. on Monday, a Facebook group purportedly started by a clown (or...

The Ryan Lochte summer from hell won’t end. A month after the fiasco he created in Rio and days after his 10-month suspension from swimming, anti-Lochte protestors rushed the stage just after the Olympic champion’s first performance on Dancing...

Philadelphians live a wild life. They swim in the trash, take big ol’ country shits on the sidewalk, and now they get smashed in the face by foot-long catfish that have fallen from the sky. The Philadelphia Inquirer reports Lisa...

Last month, Tania Farah, the wife of four-time Olympic gold medalist Mo Farah, made headlines after she reportedly yelled at a Delta Flight flight attendant, telling the woman she was “pathetic,” led a “sad little life”, and was being...

Three cities in the Carolinas have reportedly been plagued by clowns lurking in the woods, where they’ve tried to lure neighborhood children with promises of candy and other treats. And yet the man who is arguably America’s premier clown...

Twelve-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte has been suspended by the United States Olympic Committee and USA Swimming for triggering a minor international incident after a night of drunken debauchery in Rio, according to reports from ESPN and TMZ. Locate...

Crime struck idyllic Martha’s Vineyard this weekend when a man allegedly broke into a home, stole some things, and then painted the damn family dog purple. The Cape Cod Times reports Felix Reagan crashed a stolen car early Saturday afternoon...

Green Party presidential hopeful Jill Stein was scheduled to give a speech at Capital University in Bexley at noon today, but she wasn't on time. Her convoy made a wrong turn. Like an airplane flying to a different city...