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Check It: Danny Elfman Composed Horror Movie Score Called ‘TRUMP STALKS HILLARY’

Did you notice anything strange happening during Sunday night’s debate? No, not Kenneth Bone, or the memes about Trump-Hillary duets, or any substantive policy issues discussed. Did you recognize how Trump was kind of lurking behind Hillary Clinton, his...

Bob Dylan Won The Nobel Prize In Literature And Everyone Has An Opinion About It

This sentence will either infuriate or inspire you: Singer-songwriter Bob Dylan has won the 2016 Nobel Prize in Literature. He joins a laureate ranks that includes Ernest Hemingway, Toni Morrison, Gabriel García Márquez, Kenzaburō Ōe, Samuel Becket and many...

Gorilla Escapes From London Zoo, Is Recaptured Before Becoming Meme

Chaos rumbled through the London Zoo this afternoon when a gorilla escaped from his enclosure. The gorilla has since been tranquillized and captured, according to London Police. The BBC reports the animal escaped sometime around 5:10 pm local time, when zoo...

Star Wars’ ‘Rogue One’ Trailer Needs To Be Seen To Be Believed

The force is strong with this trailer. Disney delivered a surprise present for Star Wars fans Thursday with the release of the second trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. Though the first trailer debuted in August, fans...

The Fresh Toast In The Press: Early October 2016

It's been an exciting couple of weeks around TFT headquarters. As you may have heard, we had a super fun and packed launch party in New York City last week. Before and after the launch, several news outlets spoke with...

Study: Annoying Ducks Who Loved To Honk Probably Woke Up The Dinosaurs Every Morning

One of the greatest plights human beings face is loud-ass birds waking us up too early every morning. Roosters ... uh, birds in trees, etc. But now, thanks to a new study, we know that living creatures have suffered...

“Suck It, Trebek”: How Alex Trebek Fired Up All Of Nerdom With This One Word

We'll take Dunking On Contestants for 200, Alex. googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1486668957285-1'); }); Just watch it before you scroll any farther: The venerable host of "Jeopardy!" can, apparently, only be forced to give so many fucks in a day. On this day, Alex...

See It: LeBron James And Lil Yachty Team Up In New Sprite Commercial

Well this is certainly an odd pairing. Sprite tapped massive star/basketball champion LeBron James to star in a commercial featuring none other that Lil’ Yachty, walking meme and oddboy rapper. James plays a meta game of reverse psychology game of...

Woman Claims Wendy’s Served Her 4-Year-Old Daughter Fries Covered With Weed

Edibles are fine and good, as long as they’re being served to a responsible adult who asked for them and not, as an Ohio mother alleges happened yesterday, to an unsuspecting toddler who just wanted to eat some fries...

Everything We’ve Learned About Human Meme Ken Bone In The Past 28 Hours

What can we say about Ken Bone that hasn’t been said before? If you know, please tell us. But in the meantime, here’s a recap of what we’ve learned about the debate’s true hero over the past 28 hours,...

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