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Man Sees Spider, Sets Fire To His Workplace On His First Day

Sometimes you’re the spider, and sometimes you’re the guy holding the spider-smiting lighter who’s about to burn his whole place of work down.

Barcelona To Use Pigeon Birth Control To Solve Population Issue

Pigeon Birth Control: Barcelona is the first city to approve an ethical plan for controlling the population and appeasing the pigeon lovers.

The Bank Of England Is Sorry For Putting Animal Fat In Its New £5 Notes

After receiving complaints the Bank of England has announced that it’s looking to stop using animal fat in the production of its new £5 notes.

Did Obama Just Admit That Marijuana Should Be Legalized?

President Obama said that marijuana should be treated "as a public-health issue, the same way we do with cigarettes or alcohol.”

Colorado Homeless: $12.3 Million In Weed Tax For Wrap-Around Services

In a bold move, Colorado Gov. announced a plan to take tax revenues from marijuana sales and use it to help solve the Colorado homeless crisis.

Fined $10 Million By NFL, Players Continue Fighting For Marijuana

The NFL has a drug problem and more and more of its players are speaking out about it. When will the league okay marijuana?

Marijuana Can Help: $1 Billion To Combat America’s Opioid Problem

Studies have revealed a less expensive treatment readily available: marijuana.

You Will Soon Be Able To Smoke Strains From Hunter S. Thompson’s Personal Stash

That’s right. Anita Thompson, widow to famed writer Hunter S. Thompson, announced she would soon be cultivating and selling marijuana strains cloned from Thompson’s personal stash.

People Are Freaking About About Sapiosexuality: What You Need To Know

A dictionary stirred up a controversial topic: Is sapiosexuality a legitimate sexual preference, or should it be relegated to the likes of lumbersexual? It all started with a tweet: https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/803244927702290432 On their blog, Merriam-Webster states that “sapiosexual” means to be “sexually attracted...

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We’re helping you digest stuff with GIFS, pics, and whatever qualifies as a quick fix. This a Future Without Kim Kardashian, Tom Cruise As Messiah.

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