When Kim Kardashian Snapchatted the Jamaican feast she allegedly cooked all by herself on Sunday, social media clapped back, as it does.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWDzIseA3w0/
Some are questioning the word “taught” here. Did your nanny really teach you how to cook all of this, Kim?
So Kim Kardashian apparently “cooked” Jamaican food pic.twitter.com/R27yI19pnb
— Great Gouda Mooga (@BirdPlaneKray) July 3, 2017
Kim Kardashian knows good and damn well she didn’t make all that Jamaican food pic.twitter.com/XOJu202D0W
— Sara?? (@saraa_03) July 2, 2017
Dish #1: Collard Greens
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWDy85jAW7-/
The issue people had with this dish is that it looks a bit on the dry side.
“This food look dry as a camel asshole in a wind storm.” — @bluepanda._productions
Kim Kardashian’s Greens look dry ? pic.twitter.com/miTTZDW4T9
— Calypso ? (@Shes_TheBestYo) July 3, 2017
Dish #2: Mac & Cheese and Rice & … Beans?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWDzDmtAj0F/
Again, nope. Kim likely meant rice and (black eyed) peas, which are actually traditional. Beans, not so much.
Kim Kardashian has a Jamaican nanny and is STILL outchea calling rice and peas ‘rice and beans’. Do better sis
— jade (@trapjade) July 3, 2017
.@kimkardashian sis, u said you have a Jamaican nanny that teaches u how to cook but u over here saying rice and beans, not rice and peas pic.twitter.com/0vHNCh37fw
— ill nono (@_sugatits) July 2, 2017
But guess what? Absolutely none of that mattered when the dinner bell rang.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWFppgoAHHQ
But also, where’s Kris Jenner’s plate? Or is she just, like, the entertainment?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWFpfE7gsQW
