Friday, October 7, 2022

GOP Candidate Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens Who Look Like Jesus

Betina Rodriguez Aguilera, a republican congressional candidate from Florida, claims she was abducted by three aliens, two men and one woman, that reminded her of Jesus Christ.

“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship ― not like airplanes.”

These comments have recently resurfaced due to The Miami Herald (via The Huffington Post), which published a piece where Rodriguez claimed that at age 7, she was abducted by the space people. According to Rodriguez, all of the aliens were tall, blonde, and reminded her of the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro. She claims that they still communicate with her telepathically. Yay for friendship.

The article posted in The Miami Herald was not a positive one. In fact, Aguilera released a statement where she called it an “attack piece,” noting that both presidents Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan hadn’t been ridiculed when they openly discussed their views on UFOs. She also claims that Stephen Hawking believes in the possibility of life beyond Earth, so that means she’s not crazy.

I mean, you can say that you believe in UFOs, that’s cool, just don’t say that the aliens who abducted you look like your fantasy version of Jesus. You should keep that to yourself.

MUST READ

MORE BY THIS AUTHOR

Why Cannabis Users Prefer Black Market Over Legal Marijuana In Uruguay

While Uruguay was the first country in the world to legalize marijuana, a new study claims only 27% of citizens purchase it legally.

Don't Miss Your Weekly Dose of The Fresh Toast.

Stay informed with exclusive news briefs delivered directly to your inbox every Friday.

We respect your privacy. Unsubscribe anytime.