Monday, June 17, 2024

GOP Candidate Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens Who Look Like Jesus

Betina Rodriguez Aguilera, a republican congressional candidate from Florida, claims she was abducted by three aliens, two men and one woman, that reminded her of Jesus Christ.

“I went in. There were some round seats that were there, and some quartz rocks that controlled the ship ― not like airplanes.”

These comments have recently resurfaced due to The Miami Herald (via The Huffington Post), which published a piece where Rodriguez claimed that at age 7, she was abducted by the space people. According to Rodriguez, all of the aliens were tall, blonde, and reminded her of the statue of Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro. She claims that they still communicate with her telepathically. Yay for friendship.

The article posted in The Miami Herald was not a positive one. In fact, Aguilera released a statement where she called it an “attack piece,” noting that both presidents Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan hadn’t been ridiculed when they openly discussed their views on UFOs. She also claims that Stephen Hawking believes in the possibility of life beyond Earth, so that means she’s not crazy.

I mean, you can say that you believe in UFOs, that’s cool, just don’t say that the aliens who abducted you look like your fantasy version of Jesus. You should keep that to yourself.


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