Thursday, July 18, 2024

Halloween Ready? 8 B-List Horror Flicks That Are So Bad, It’s Scary

So you’ve already marathoned through our list of obscure horror movies and drank all the wine and beer pairings in our classic film guide. Now what? You move on to the B-listers, of course.

These eight movies (sometimes available on Netflix) are so bad, they’ll give you nightmares.

Zombeavers (2014)

Screenshot via Epic Pictures Group on Youtube
Screenshot via Epic Pictures Group on Youtube

A “horde of ferocious zombie beavers” crashes a woodland cabin full of horny college kids.

Five-star quote: “I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close.”

Bad Milo! (2013)

A man is so stressed out that a living, breathing alien-thing grows inside of him and starts walking around in the world. Out of that plot synopsis we get scenes like this:

Screenshot via Netflix
Screenshot via Netflix

Burying the Ex (2014)

Honor Anton Yelchin’s memory and give this horror rom-com a spin. When his overbearing ex dies in an accident, he thinks his problems are solved — until she comes back to haunt him.

Five-star quote: “Hey baby, you ever bang a zombie? Once you go undead, it’s never been better in bed.”

Wolfcop (2014)

The title says it all. Boozehound cop becomes a werewolf. Small town hijinks ensue in a costume that’s more Party City than convincing wolfman.

The Brainiac (1962)

Good old fashion “braaaains!” and evil spirits come together for a campy black-and-white flick.

Nymph (2014)

Also known as Killer Mermaid, this film turns a Mediterranean vacation for two women into an underwater death trap.

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)

If you loved Sharknado and thought Jaws could use two more heads, get ready for this mutant mind-fuck.

Spiders (2000)

Mutant spiders take over the NYC subway, which, granted, is a legitimately horrifying notion. What’s scarier is the year 2000’s bad CGI and dramatic effects.

Five-star quote: “This is creepy… like a bad science fiction movie.”




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