Multi-talented crooner and real-life Arthur, John Legend, doled out some Gordon Ramsay one-liners, while Ramsay was subbing for Larry Wilmore on The Nightly Show. Taking a cue from one of those cheesy “as seen on tv” music compilation commercials, Legend sang classic insults such as, “How the fuck did you burn ice cream?” and “You put so much oil in this, the U.S. wanted to invade the fucking plate.”
The celebrity chef and accidental insult comic joined Legend at the keys to give this song the send-off it deserves, answering the question, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” You’ll have to watch the video to see how it ends.
(But seriously, how the fuck do you burn ice cream?)