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Food Porn: This New Line Of Adult Breakfast Cereals Will Make Your Morning NSFW

Perhaps nothing better encapsulates childhood more than sugar cereals. Whether you preferred a bowl of Sugar Smacks, Cocoa Puffs or Lucky Charms along with your Saturday morning cartoons, you might very well find yourself a fan of a new series of adult breakfast cereals from a U.K. start-up that feature cheeky names, including Vice Krispies, Porn Flakes, Booty Pops and Sugar Tits, that would also make great band names (if Mel Gibson ever formed a band).

According to its website, Cereal Motel “isn’t your average Holiday Inn. We serve up crazy, sexy, cool cereal with attitude. Cereal Porn which reflects our IDGAF – cute but cray outlook on life. Inspired by pop-culture, fashion, music, art and film – our no-nonsense, bitch please brand of cereal is anything but basic.”

Right now, there are only four cereals available (online only) that each cost about $12. As an extra booby prize, so to speak, you can get yourself a pair of “kissing” cups with 10 proofs of purchase (in the form of cut-out tokens).

(h/t Foodbeast)


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