Friday, March 29, 2024

Watch Horny Florida Man Having Sex With A Tree

For the second time in just over a year, a naked Florida man has been caught trying to have sex with a tree. The more recent offense, which reportedly took place along a busy road in the Sunshine State earlier this month, was filmed by a shocked passerby and uploaded to LiveLeak.

“What the fuck is going on?” the cameraman asks, appropriately, at the video’s start. “Are you serious? What the fuck?”

The clip shows the man, his clothes discarded around his feet, alternately humping and shouting at the tree while in the apparent throes of passion. It’s not known if the he was arrested or charged with any crime. Last year, a 41-year-old Florida man was arrested for a similar offense, which he allegedly committed while under the influence of the infamous street drug flakka.

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