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What’s It Like To Have Sex With A Guy Who Has A Bionic Penis?

Earlier this year we brought you the story of a man with a bionic penis who wanted to date a sex robot. If you were wondering what having sex with such a man would be like, now we know, or at least we have one woman’s first hand account of it.

The Daily Star, citing a column in Men’s Health, writes that a woman named Anka Radakovich recently slept with a 39-year-old man who’d been rendered impotent by diabetes. To fix the problem, he’d been fitted with an artificial penis, which wasn’t a problem at all for Radakovich .

“He was so cute and funny, I didn’t really care,” she wrote. “Besides, an erect, on-demand, rock hard schlong that could go for hours? I was in.”

How was the actual sex? Before they got there, she had some reservations.

“There are four levels of hardness: limp, half-chub, hard, and ‘OMG you’re going to kill me with that thing,’” she wrote. “I feared it would feel like I was fornicating with a baseball bat.”

But her fears turned out to be unfounded. After watching him inflate it by squeezing a bulb under his balls about 20 times, she said she watched it “inflate like one of those balloons at a carival.”

Once it was ready to go, Radakovich said it felt like any other schlong. “It felt like a normal stiffee in my hand, and I didn’t feel the pump or valve when I road tested it in my mouth,” she wrote. “It was rock hard, like it should be, but I didn’t feel like I was sucking a tail pipe or anything. And by the time we actually did the deed, I forget all about the implant and enjoyed myself.”

And now we know.

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