Apple Teases Great New Secret Feature On iPhones

Caught in the midst of battery scandals and code leaks, the company is spending tons of energy trying to fix bugs and maintaining customer satisfaction.

Former NRA President: Let Medical Marijuana Patients Have Guns

David Keene wrote in the Washington Times Wednesday, the federal government’s Schedule I drug classification for marijuana causes significant problems for gun owners.

Standoff With Tiger Ends When Cops Realize It’s A Large Stuffed Animal

In Scotland, a farmer called the police in a panic, claiming there was a tiger near his cowshed and that he needed immediate assistance.

Published iPhone Source Code Is ‘Biggest Leak In History’

"The biggest leak in history" occurred when an unknown user uploaded bits of the iOS 9 code, called the iBoot, onto Github, opening doors for hackers and others to catch a glimpse of the phone's software.

The UK Just Opened Their First Sex Doll Brothel

The UK recently opened their own sex doll brothel, owned by Lovedoll UK, one of the biggest suppliers of sex dolls in the world.

Christian Blogger Claims That Yoga Causes Demonic Trances

Meet Matt Walsh. He's a writer for the Daily Wire, who believes that yoga is a pagan ritual and that Christians should find some other activity to do.

People Are Really Using Anti-Diarrhea Medicine To Get High

People who are looking for cheap ways to get high always find new sources of inspiration. Take anti-diarrhea pills, which apparently get you high while also stopping all poops.

GOP Candidate Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens Who Look Like Jesus

Betina Rodriguez Aguilera, a republican congressional candidate from Florida, claims she was abducted by three aliens, two men and one woman, that reminded her of Jesus Christ.

Watch: Funny Play-By-Play Video Of Burglar’s Mop-Fueled Robbery Fail

Surveillance footage of failed burglary attempts—video where a perpetrator intends malice, but his attempts backfire spectacularly in his face—can be addictively riotous.

Apple’s iPhone X Can Do Everything Except Take Calls

While the iPhone X represents the highest form of technology available on a portable device, many users claim that it has issues while taking phone calls.