Sunday, January 12, 2025

Hot Mess

Watch: Man Ignites Firecrackers That Are Taped Around His Bare Chest

But they pale in comparison to Holmes’s latest stunt, for which he taped fireworks around his bare chest bandelier-style and then ignited them as a friend filmed.

Southwest Pilot Congratulates Passengers For Drinking Every Last Drop Of Booze On Board

The pilot congratulated his passengers for drinking all of the booze on board during the three-hour, twenty minute from Oakland to Kansas City.

This Guy Can’t Remember Where He Left The Gold, Will Stay In Jail Until He Does

When things started to sour between him and his investors, who accused him of stealing the loot, Thompson disappeared completely for years.

Chilean Politician Is Sorry He Posed With Inflatable Sex Doll

Even in the time of Trump, it’s a bad idea to publicly accept an inflatable sex doll at a major industry event if you’re a prominent politician. Alas, this was a lesson learned too late by Chile's Economy Minister Luis Felipe Cespedes.

Mannequin Steals Thousands In Merchandise

Thieves posing as store mannequins got away with around $12,666 worth of merchandise, Metro in the UK reports. These evil geniuses stood so, so still in a Beales department store until the staff left for the day and closed the store. The alarm only went off once they tried to leave through the fire escape. It’s still not known how they got into the store in the first place.

Ultimate Hot Mess Holidaze Contest Winner Announced

The Hot Mess Holidaze Contest entries are in! We found some wild stories, but narrowed it down to the amazingly messy entry below. Brava! This year’s winner is Diana Isaiou from Seattle, who also happens to own American Baked Co.,...

A Grinch Move Shanking Frosty The Snowman

“We could see a pickup truck come down the street — down the alley here — a passenger jumped out you can see him run up to the snowman here and shank it, try to cut the rope and then he took off went back to the truck and took off,” Diggs said.

Cop Charged With Assaulting Guy In Bunny Suit Blowing Airhorn

For whatever reason, the brothers decided it’d be a good prank for Kevin to dress as a bunny rabbit and repeatedly blow an airhorn while in the station’s lobby.

This Is What Happens When You Do A Mannequin Challenge With Guns

Here we have a group of gun-owning Alabamans doing the challenge while holding a variety of handguns in a frozen drive-by shooting pose.

Florida Man Strikes Again, Breaks Into Home To Pet A Cat

Florida Man gets a bad rap. He seems to always be off riding manatees, stabbing the wait staff, humping innocent trees or doing... whatever you would call this.

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