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Florida men are known for all sorts of bizarre crime, but as far as we know this is the first one to be arrested after attaching a wire-covered electronic device to his penis, which he then  allegedly showed to...

Living in a dorm can be hell. Loud parties when you’re trying to study, weird people visiting your weird roommates at weird hours, your friend Ben keeps stealing your good face wash, etc. There is also the problem of...

A baby showers should be a time of joy, a gathering where family and friends get together to celebrate the miracle that is human life. It’s also, for some, a chance to watch two clumsy men bloody each other...

As with most surgery-related fart stories, this one is kind of tragic: A hospital in Tokyo says a patient farted during laser surgery earlier this year, triggering a fire that resulted in serious burns to the patient’s body. The Asahi...

If this strategy worked, a lot more passed-out drunk dudes would have their lives fixed overnight. Cliff Pryor, a 27-year-old Florida resident — in the most reasonable and logical Florida Man moment of 2016 — took a creative path toward...

Toronto has a poop problem. Earlier this month, a 60-year-old man was was charged with 12 counts of mischief and 12 counts of offensive volatile substance after getting caught leaving cups of feces and urine on parking meters. That’s one...

Tom Brady throwing over 250 yards for four touchdowns was the highlight of Sunday’s game between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills. Or at least it it was until late in the third quarter, when a fan...

A British Airlines pilot has reportedly been suspended after a series of photographs surfaced of a man doing all sorts of sex things in a cockpit, including masturbating while wearing women’s stockings (with his feet sprawled on the joystick,...

The only thing worse than a bitter divorce is a bitter divorce between diehard Cubs fans who are fighting over tickets to the first World Series at Wrigley Field in 71 years. The Associated Press reports that last week...

In what might be the quintessential Portland-area crime, a woman accidentally stole a Subaru that was identical to the one she was supposed to borrow and later returned it with a polite note apologizing and $30 for gas. Erin...