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In what might be the quintessential Portland-area crime, a woman accidentally stole a Subaru that was identical to the one she was supposed to borrow and later returned it with a polite note apologizing and $30 for gas. Erin...

A 20-year-old Texas A&M student was arrested Wednesday night after she allegedly crashed her car into a police while trying to take a topless selfie to send her boyfriend on Snapchat. The Eagle and KBTX report that as Bryan Police...

Bangor Daily News in Portland first reported the tree crossing on Oct. 24, and followed it the next day with the glorious headline, “Here’s the deal with the tree guy arrested in downtown Portland.” Local news is a gift....

Tragedy struck in Delaware earlier this week when a Weed World Candies filled with, uh, weed candies, burst into flames on the Delaware Memorial Bridge as it made its way into Philadelphia. No one was injured, but all of...

A very confused and drunk woman was arrested Monday night for allegedly drawing penises with peanut butter on 30 cars outside of a wilderness conservation club meeting that she’d somehow mistaken for a Trump rally. BuzzFeed News reports Christina Ferguson,...

A happy couple shooting their engagement photos in the woods last Sunday evening near Holy Jim Canyon, California, ran into an unexpected surprise: a black metal band carrying medieval weapons and wearing white makeup. “During the last part of the...

As James Corden had made clear, recording yourself singing along to pop songs while driving your car can be very profitable. As Travis Carpenter has now made clear, it can also be very dangerous. The Daily Dot reports that Carpenter...

In a video that was apparently filmed last year but is just now going viral, Charlie the dog's owners decided to familiarize him with the scent of his new (human) baby sister. It didn't go exactly as planned. "This is...

Halloween is just around the corner, which means you’ll spend hours or days picking out your costume before going to a party where you’ll hopefully dance and drink—and perhaps smoke—a ton. Costumes, music, booze, and weed? That’s a recipe...

North Korea is a land of great mystery, extremely limited internet, and awful human rights abuses. It is also apparently a place where chimpanzees chainsmoke in zoos. The Guardian reports that officials at the Central Zoo in Pynongyang say Azalea,...