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Here’s How Clueless Jeff Sessions Is About America’s Opioid Crisis

You might not believe this, but Attorney General Jeff Sessions has an answer to the opioid crisis. It’s a simple one, actually. So simple you’ll be cursing yourself for not thinking of the idea first.

GOP Candidate Claims She Was Abducted By Aliens Who Look Like Jesus

Betina Rodriguez Aguilera, a republican congressional candidate from Florida, claims she was abducted by three aliens, two men and one woman, that reminded her of Jesus Christ.

Watch: Funny Play-By-Play Video Of Burglar’s Mop-Fueled Robbery Fail

Surveillance footage of failed burglary attempts—video where a perpetrator intends malice, but his attempts backfire spectacularly in his face—can be addictively riotous.

Helen Mirren Shares Her Insomnia Fix With Donald Sutherland: ‘Marijuana, Darling’

Generous thespians share things such as how to get into character, how to play a scene and how to get along with a difficult director. Legendary Oscar-winning thespians, apparently, share how to properly consume cannabis.

Uruguay Marijuana Legalization: Crime Down 20% Nationwide

When Uruguay legalized cannabis nationwide in July of last year, they were the first country to do so, setting up for a serious social experiment in South America where the War on Drugs has been raging since the 1970s.

This Royal Just Got Snubbed From Prince Harry And Meghan’s Wedding

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are getting ready to send out 600 invitations to their upcoming wedding in May, but one royal family member will not be receiving one.

Georgia To Consider Recreational Marijuana Legalization

Legislation was recently introduced that would legalize marijuana for recreational use—allowing weed to be sold in a manner similar to beer—throughout the state.

97% Of Elderly Patients Say Medical Marijuana Helps Them Feel Better

The latest scientific study, this one from Israel, reveals that patients over the age of 65 benefit greatly from the herbal treatment.

Apple’s iPhone X Can Do Everything Except Take Calls

While the iPhone X represents the highest form of technology available on a portable device, many users claim that it has issues while taking phone calls.

Dogs Are More Likely To Bite People With This Personality Trait

According to a new study published in the BMJ (British Medical Journal) that found that these people are more likely to be bitten by dogs.

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