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At Last Night’s VP Debate: The Most ‘Elaines’ Since ‘Seinfeld’ Went Off The Air

Vice presidential candidates Tim Kaine and Mike Pence had a lot to say last night at the veeps' debate in Farmville, Virginia. (Not to be confused with FarmVille, the Zynga game.) And much of what they said included name-checking...

Now You Can Drink Coffee Just Like The Gilmore Girls

Congrats must go out to Netflix for coming up with an ingenious way to promote their Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life premier on November 25.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTnU5MG5Edw No need to keep dreaming of moving to Stars Hollow (it's time to come...

You Win, Anna Kendrick: How Anna Convinced Us To See ‘Trolls,’ Co-Starring Justin Timberlake

Stars Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake are currently out promoting their upcoming Dreamworks Animation film Trolls. Kendrick, America's sweetheart, sure seems to believe in this movie. She's really doing everything she can to market the film. For example, she recorded a cover...

Pickles Are Having A Moment

For whatever reason, pickles are having a moment. What gives? Much like candy corn, it's a divisive food. One either appreciates its fermented tangy goodness, or they want to throw it in the trash. Either way, pickles are once again a...

This Self-Bathing Dog Is Very Good At Finding His Own Chill

Brady is the patronus for anyone who's ever just needed to give up on a long day and run a long hot bath. This self-bathing dog is a 4-month-old Golden Retriever puppy who refuses to wait for a human...

Prison To Become Marijuana Farm, Thanks To Damian Marley

Damian Marley, youngest son of Jamaican reggae legend Bob Marley, is getting into the marijuana business in an unusual way: By going to prison. The younger Marley, a reggae artist of his own right, who is also known as Jr....

Woman Fakes Clown Attack To Avoid Getting Fired

We’re in the midst of a clown attack epidemic. When 30 shaken kids come up to you and say “Did you see the clown in the woods?” shit has gotten truly real. It's such a prevalent problem, that people...

Visualize The News: Kim Kardashian Conspiracy Theories, Ben Affleck Names New Batman Movie

Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest...

Clubstaurants Are Making A Comeback And We’re Not Sure Why

Clubstaurants all started with Tao in 2000. Remember that scene in Sex and the City when Carrie catches Mr. Big on a date while on a date with her new jazz musician boyfriend, Ray King? That was the original...

‘Kid-Friendly’ Strain Names Outlawed in Oregon

The time has come in Oregon to say goodbye to some popular strain names. So long, Girl Scout Cookies, Grape Ape and other names deemed "attractive to children" by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission, the agency responsible for state's...

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