Cops: Drunk Woman Grabbed EMT By Balls After Chugging 5 Beers In Walmart

Another regular day in Florida.

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A Florida woman was arrested earlier this week after she allegedly downed five beers in the beer aisle of a local Walmart and then grabbed a paramedic’s testicles.

WKMG reports that, according to the Sumter County Sheriff’s Department, 18-year-old Shellby Conder told the manager of a Walmart in Lady Lake, Florida that she drank five beers and that she needed a ride home. The manager then presumably called 911.

When responding deputies found Conder by the store’s restrooms, she told them “she drank beer from the beer aisle and wanted to go home,” according to the deputies’ report. She also reportedly said that she was drunk.

Condor allegedly resisted arrest and kicked at least one deputy before being brought under control, at least temporarily. Later, as she was being evaluated outside the store, police say she grabbed an EMT by the testicles.

Once officers got her into a patrol car, she reportedly said, “I’m sorry to who I hit.” She’s since been charged with battery on a officer, larceny petit theft, and resisting officer with violence.

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