Saturday, November 23, 2024

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Teacher To Student: “Why Don’t You Lick Me Where I Fart?”

A Canadian high school teacher has been suspended and faces possible termination this week for allegedly berating students with questions like, “Why don’t you...

Hot Mess: Share Your Craziest Stories With Us Right Now

Here at The Fresh Toast we publish all sorts of posts. We write about movies, food, music, celebrities, drinks, and—most importantly—cannabis. But we also...

“Cannibal Cop” Says The Ladies Love Him Now…Really?

Gilberto “Cannibal Cop” Valle, the former NYPD officer who was once convicted of planning to cook and eat his wife, says dozens of women...

Vape Pen Explodes In Woman’s $1,900 Louis Vuitton Bag

Sometimes when you visit a Sunglass Hut in a New Jersey mall, you walk out with a cool pair of new shades. Other times...

Worst Job Hunter Ever Mails Dead Skunks To The Competition

This job hunter makes endless LinkedIn invitations look appealing. After being turned down for a fourth grade teaching position, he went full revenge mode,...

Firefighter Chronicles: The Breast-Groping, Taco Meat-Eating Woman Who Masturbated in an Ambulance

One happy thing I’ve learned during my 20-plus years as a firefighter and E.M.T. is that usually the most entertaining ambulance calls are ones...

WTF Is Going On With All The Clowns, And How Scared Should We Be?

The great clowns epidemic of 2016 has drifted south to Georgia, where children in two cities have reportedly been harassed by the make-up-covered walking...

Protestors Rush Stage During Ryan Lochte’s ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Debut

The Ryan Lochte summer from hell won’t end. A month after the fiasco he created in Rio and days after his 10-month suspension from...
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