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Donut Shop Vandal Caught Sticky-Handed

It's hard to get away with vandalism when you're covered in the evidence. It's even harder when the evidence is a “sticky white food substance." "Man covered in marshmallow creme-like stuff arrested for vandalism at Voodoo Donuts" the Register-Guard...

Spotify And Tinder Team Up To Give Your Love Life An Anthem

As anyone who's ever spent hours debating what song would auto-play on their Myspace page knows, music is powerful in how others perceive you. Today, Tinder and Spotify announced a partnership that'll let you add your favorite track, an...

Worst Job Hunter Ever Mails Dead Skunks To The Competition

This job hunter makes endless LinkedIn invitations look appealing. After being turned down for a fourth grade teaching position, he went full revenge mode, mailing dead animals — four skunks and a raccoon — to everyone responsible...

5 Strange, Macabre, And Horny Roald Dahl Characters You Probably Haven’t Heard Of

Roald Dahl would have been 100 years old today. Born in 1916, his books sold more than 250 million copies worldwide, and is widely considered one of the 20th century's greatest children's storytellers. (He was also sort...

Lesson Learned: Don’t Piss Off Icelandic Elves

Flooded roads, failed machinery, people getting stuck and needing rescue: The elves took it relatively easy on this northern Icelandic village, considering the circumstances. You see, their home — a mythologically-loaded boulder known as the Lady Elf Stone — was...

Poll: Would You Use This New Urinal To Wash Your Penis?

If necessity is the mother of invention, you can make your own assumptions about how this one came about. Spanish entrepreneurs dreamed up the "Urinary 2.0," a urinal-bidet combination. Sensors activate a "water curtain sudsy" that does its job in three...

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