Through intensive efforts by The Fresh Toast's investigative team, we bring you the exclusive LiveJournal entries from America's greatest hero, Mr. Kenneth Bone. We may not deserve him, but we definitely need him right now.
A wonderful surprise
Oct. 3, 2016
Great...
Because pumpkin spice is evidently the new fall mascot, cannabis has shape-shifted into conformity.
That's depressing news if you like your weed the old-fashioned way — unpretentious. But great news if you've always wanted your weed to taste a bit...
Dear Ms. Pot,
Okay, I’m guessing you’ve heard this one before, but I’d still like your opinion on this common dilemma: I like to smoke pot and my wife doesn’t. I, like, really like to smoke pot: seven nights a...
Here are six Halloween costumes that let people know that even if you aren't the best at dressing up, you know your 2016 pop-culture references.
Choosing a Halloween costume can be tricky. Simplicity and comfort often win out over elaborate...
The Fresh Toast knows how to party in style: With 250 of our closest supporters gathered for a launch event to remember.
On Oct. 5, friends, supporters, investors and media colleagues celebrated the official launch of The Fresh Toast at Campeon, blocks from...
Simon has lived with us for about three and a half years. He came into our home from the local animal shelter. My wife and I were reluctant to adopt him—as kids, we were both highly allergic to cats....
It seems like years and years have passed since the first presidential debate, when Donald sniffled and Hillary shimmied, but it was only two weeks ago. And now, it’s time for a second meeting between the orange reality TV...
On last night’s Saturday Night Live, Alec Baldwin revisited his Donald Trump impersonation to address the now-infamous leaked video of him saying vulgar, misogynistic things about women.
The sketch opened with a recreation of last week’s vice-presidential debate, with Beck...
If it's true that "you are what you eat," is it also true that you vote like you eat?
In the case of Trump vs. Clinton, they both have clear food preferences. Like Obama, Clinton seems to be the foodiest of the...
With new music flying like warp-speed through the various channels of the Internet, it can be hard to keep up. But worry not! Each week The Fresh Toast will deliver the most-discussed and exciting songs that have recently dropped....