Friday, December 5, 2025

Culture

A First Dispatch From the ‘Survivor Millennials Vs. Gen X’ Culture Wars

Let's talk about "Survivor: Millennials Vs. Gen X." Wanna know what you’re playing for? Currently America is at war with itself. Two ideologies pitted against one another, fighting for the soul of our country. This is not a joke....

Someone Who Knows Almost Nothing About Harry Potter Takes The Patronus Quiz

Everyone’s tweeting and Facebook-posting and texting me, for some reason, about this new Patronus quiz. Now, I thought I took this quiz a long time ago, but it turns out that the one I tried to take was a...

Stepping Into Saint Pablo’s Church With the Followers Of Yeezus

It’s a good gag, the stage. Waiting for Kanye West’s Saint Pablo tour to begin, it hovers above, almost taunting the crowd. Seeing it in person before the show, you kind of doubt it will work. By now you’ve...

Watch Hillary Clinton Take On Zach Galifianakis On “Between Two Ferns”

Hillary Clinton's had to endure a lot to prove she's "likable," despite being incredibly qualified and this country's best chance at salvation from the burning ash pit that is the GOP. She's been on SNL. She's been on Broad...

Atlanta Names $11-Million Drill In Honor Of Killer Mike

Killer Mike has had an impressive 18 months. He seemingly recorded and toured non-stop with his indie rap group, Run the Jewels. He partnered with Bernie Sanders to promote the Vermont senator’s presidential campaign, which led to a series...

Mark Zuckerberg Is A Millennial Hero And I Don’t Understand Why

Mark Zuckerberg is a millennial hero. This information comes to us, courtesy of a GoDaddy survey aimed at global entrepreneurs. According to the study, 40% of millennials label Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg as their role model. Comparatively, just 21% of...

Sex, Drugs, And Privilege: How The Movie ‘White Girl’ Frames Race

Many films that critics label “exploitative” don’t go far enough. Such was the case with Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, a Skrillex-induced fever dream about three girls willing to chase their next high wherever it may lead them, even if...

In Praise Of Street Meat

You meet friends for drinks after work on a Tuesday night. You haven't seen them in a few months. It feels like a party. So you start with whiskey. You know you shouldn't start with whiskey—or, perhaps, have any...

Potiquette: Can I Show Up To A Work Party High ?

Dear Ms. Pot, Next weekend, my office is having a pool party. First, I just have to say: office + pool parties = bad combo. (Do I really need to see my manager in his bathing suit? Or—shudder—Bob in accounting?)...

17 Sports Mascots That Are Enjoyable to Think About While High

Watching sports while high isn't for everyone. Some people love it—to them it adds something to the experience, allowing new insights about the level and types of plays. Others find it distracting, and prefer to enjoy their favorite team...

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