Monday, September 16, 2024

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Koko The Gorilla Charms Flea With Terrible Bass Skills

Koko, a gorilla best known for being semi-fluent in sign language, and for her love of cats and Robin Williams, recently met the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Flea. The two seemed to get along just fine, and she even...

You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen These Photos Of Dogs. On Floaties. In Pools.

We would love to offer you some deep analysis of the above photos. Actually, no we wouldn't. That would be absurd. Because there is really nothing else to say about them. They are not reflective of some bigger trend,...

Summer Eye-Candy: Hit The Road In One Of These Badass Retro Campers

Many years ago, people willingly put themselves into small metal rooms on wheels and then drove those rooms into the wild for fun. Known then as "tin can tourists," travel trailer enthusiasts started popping up in the U.S. in the 1920s, as...

Trump Quotes In This Futurama Character’s Voice Is Everything We Ever Wanted

There's something familiar about Trump.  The hair. The self-importance. The misogyny. The up-failing ways of a man given too much status and too little grey matter. He bears a striking resemblance to Futurama's Zapp Brannigan, a character creator David X. Cohen has...

The Fresh Prince’s Carlton Banks Is Hiding In Big Banks’ Software

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Also not unusual: having fun with code. For proof, gaze into the loving eyes of ASCII Carlton: https://twitter.com/_Undt/status/763503376965459969 This tweet from Undt Type resurfaces a post from 2014 on Codementor about Easter eggs. The anonymous...

Smug-Ass Dolphin Snatches iPad From Deserving Victim

Most people know you shouldn’t use an iPad to take a photo anywhere, much less right next to the dolphin pen at SeaWorld. One woman didn’t know this but now she does, thanks to a quick-thinking dolphin that ripped the...

Well-Behaved, Big-Ass Tortoise Returns to Family After Slowly Walking Away From Wildfire

A 75-pound pet tortoise named Tank was reunited was his family recently after he wandered off from their Santa Clarita, Calif., home as a wildfire raged nearby. Aaron Reyes, deputy director of the County of Los Angeles Department of Animal...

Warren The Baby Rhino Knows His Name, May Think He’s a Dog

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjEVFQlKrk This fast little guy is a baby rhino named Warren. We don't know much more about him, aside for the fact that he runs like the wind, responds to his own name, and is close friends with a couple...

David Bowie French-Kisses A Skull In Rare 1974 Footage

In this rare David Bowie footage uploaded by YouTuber Nacho Video, he sings “Cracked Actor” from the 1973 album Aladdin Sane, during the 1974 Diamond Dogs tour. This is Peak Bowie: Clutching a skull, he swoops and sways with a...

Burrito Saunas Are The Next Sweaty Celebrity Fad

In our endless quest for what might make us feel better about eating garbage and chasing it with syrupy booze, there’s another bizarre health fad on the map. Burrito saunas are the next sweaty celebrity fad, yes, we said burrito...

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