Thursday, November 21, 2024

Daily Delight

This Guy Is A Better Cyclist Than You and Everyone Else

How much testicular fortitude do you require to attempt a stunt like this? A lot, right? By my calculations, Lance Armstrong (allegedly) couldn’t attempt a stunt like this because and we all know the effect (alleged) injections have...

Mysterious 650-Pound Fish Finally Captured in Canadian Waters

A teen fish whisperer made the catch of a lifetime this week when he reeled in a legendary 650-pound sturgeon named Pig Nose that has haunted the waters of British Columbia for decades. Nick McCabe, a 19-year-old guide with...

Minnesota Town Reelects Dog Mayor for Third Term

Three years ago, a small Minnesota town discovered the secret to political harmony and prosperity: They elected a damn dog mayor. Now the dog, Duke, has been elected to a record third term in office. Duke, a nine-year-old Great Pyrenees,...

These Sand Sculptures Will Change Your Outlook on Life

No other art form more closely resembles the experience of life than sand sculptures. There's the painstaking dedication it takes to be great, the liability of it all washing away at a moment’s notice, and the chance a kid can...

Koko The Gorilla Charms Flea With Terrible Bass Skills

Koko, a gorilla best known for being semi-fluent in sign language, and for her love of cats and Robin Williams, recently met the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Flea. The two seemed to get along just fine, and she even...

You Haven’t Lived Until You’ve Seen These Photos Of Dogs. On Floaties. In Pools.

We would love to offer you some deep analysis of the above photos. Actually, no we wouldn't. That would be absurd. Because there is really nothing else to say about them. They are not reflective of some bigger trend,...

Summer Eye-Candy: Hit The Road In One Of These Badass Retro Campers

Many years ago, people willingly put themselves into small metal rooms on wheels and then drove those rooms into the wild for fun. Known then as "tin can tourists," travel trailer enthusiasts started popping up in the U.S. in the 1920s, as...

Trump Quotes In This Futurama Character’s Voice Is Everything We Ever Wanted

There's something familiar about Trump.  The hair. The self-importance. The misogyny. The up-failing ways of a man given too much status and too little grey matter. He bears a striking resemblance to Futurama's Zapp Brannigan, a character creator David X. Cohen has...

The Fresh Prince’s Carlton Banks Is Hiding In Big Banks’ Software

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Also not unusual: having fun with code. For proof, gaze into the loving eyes of ASCII Carlton: https://twitter.com/_Undt/status/763503376965459969 This tweet from Undt Type resurfaces a post from 2014 on Codementor about Easter eggs. The anonymous...

Smug-Ass Dolphin Snatches iPad From Deserving Victim

Most people know you shouldn’t use an iPad to take a photo anywhere, much less right next to the dolphin pen at SeaWorld. One woman didn’t know this but now she does, thanks to a quick-thinking dolphin that ripped the...

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