Amethyst Realm is a "spiritual guidance counselor" from Bristol, England who claims she's had sex with ghosts. She loves it, and prefers them over men.
Brian wants to stop being a virgin, so his next step is not to go on a date, but to create a crowdfunding page to fund his crazy expensive sex island trip.
The holidays are made for travel mayhem. The number of people mobilizing and the tight schedules make December the perfect time for shit to hit the fan.
Crescendo can be curved and molded into any shape you want and will vibrate to the rhythm of "Jingle Bells," because it's Christmas and why the hell not.