Tuesday, April 23, 2024

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You Can Eat Nicolas Cage Now: Say Hello To Nicolastick

For all the millions of people yearning to taste the nomadic eyebrows of Nicolas Cage, food vendors in Japan will now give you that chance.

Eric Holder Says Jeff Sessions ‘Obsessed’ With Marijuana

On Tuesday, Eric Holder chimed in on Sessions' reefer madness by claiming that he has an "almost obsession with marijuana."

California Marijuana Harvest Jeopardized By Wildfires

Northern California's fierce wildfires have killed at least 13 people and destroyed nearly 2,000 buildings as of Tuesday afternoon.

Licking Psychedelic Toads Is A Rite In This Religion

Legends and myths surround Bufo Alvarious: They are psychedelic toads and if you lick them, your life will never be the same.

Man Scans Penis At Checkout Counter Of Seattle Supermarket

Christian Fischer was charged with indecent exposure and assault after he placed his penis on the self-checkout scanner. He was not on sale.

Drunk Man Returns From Future To Warn Us Of Aliens

This drunk man is Bryant Johnson, from Wyoming, who was arrested on the town of Casper last Monday for public intoxication and for making a scene.

Post-Vacation Anxiety Is A Thing And Here’s What You Can Do About It

It’s common to feel like life sucks when you return home from a relaxing vacation, and you're not alone, post-vacation anxiety is a thing.

Airplane Turbulence Is Going To Suck Thanks To Global Warminga

If you're already a nervous flier, you're going to hate this news. Because of global warming, scientist predict airplane turbulence (the really scary kind) is going to triple.

Costco Is Selling $1K Emergency Food Kits That Will Feed You For A Year

With all the natural disasters going on, it's not surprise that emergency food kits are all the rage. Costco has one that will feed you for a year.

Shake Shack Replaces Employees With Machines

Shake Shack, New York's celebrated burger joint, is launching another outpost, but this one will be quite a bit different: it'll be run by machines.

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