Friday, April 19, 2024

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Condom Company Durex Launches Denim Jean Line

Last week, the condom company Durex announced it was getting into the jeans business. Tne the world’s top condom manufacturers now makes denim.

Pilot Accused Of Carrying 230 Pounds Of Weed Flies To 3 Airports In Unsuccessful Attempt To Ditch Cops

When 64-year-old Wayne Douglas Brunet took off in his small airplane from Medford, Oregon with 230 pounds of marijuana in tow, he likely wasn’t planning on leading law enforcement agents on a chase to three different Texas airports. Unfortunately...

Lucky Man Finds 11-Pound Package Of Weed On Florida Beach

Walking along the beach is almost always an enjoyable thing to do. There’s the sense of calm you experience being so near the water, the satisfying feeling of the sand beneath your feet, the soothing sound of the waves,...

Teen Who Jumped In Croc-Infested Waters To Impress Girl: “It Was All Worth It”

Last week, we brought you the tale of a reportedly drunken teenager who was attacked by a crocodile after jumping into a croc-infested river in Australia on a dare from his friends.

This Performance Artist Got Trump’s Campaign Slogan Tattooed Around His Butthole

So, a performance artist got Donald Trump’s “Make America Great Again” presidential campaign slogan tattooed around his own asshole.

Good News Everyone: Bestiality Just Became Officially Illegal In Ohio

Bad news for animal lovers in Ohio: The state’s bestiality ban officially went into effect on Tuesday, the Dayton Daily News reports.

Drunken Teen Frees Arm From Croc’s Mouth With Big Punch To Head

googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1486668957285-1'); }); A teenager in Australia nearly lost his arm after he jumped into a crocodile-infested river on a dare and was attacked by one of the ginormous reptiles. The only thing that saved the 18-year old was...

Couple Airlifted, Hospitalized Immediately After Romantic Mountaintop Proposal

Elaborate proposals are all the rage now. What was once an intimate, romantic moment is now a big production, with hidden cameramen or choreographed routines or a custom-made video. Generally, the proposals end with an enthusiastic or emotional “yes,”...

Pro Golfer Panics After Nearly Stepping On Gator He Confused For Rock On Fla. Course

googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display('div-gpt-ad-1486668957285-1'); }); On Thursday, a pro golfer named Cody Gribble calmly tapped the tail of a gator lurking near a pond at the 6th hole of the Arnold Palmer Invitational in Orlando, Florida, sending the large reptile scurrying...

Getting Drunk Is No Longer An Excuse For Forgetting What Happened Last Night

But if you’re using the “I don’t remember, I was drunk” excuse when you’re confronted with your boozy ways in the broad light of brunch, scientists have some bad news for you.

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