Monday, January 13, 2025

Hot Mess

Man Accidentally Shoots Himself With Bullet He Was Using to Make V-Day Necklace

Police in Ontario, Canada say a man accidentally shot himself in the leg with a bullet he was using to make a necklace on Valentine’s Day.

Former NFL Player Arrested For Being Naked Three Times in 8 Months

Days after he was sentenced to 10 days in jail for trying to break into a home while naked, former Detroit Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II did it again.

The Week in Hot Messes: Bigfoot in Alabama, Frozen Penises, and a Bloody Valentine

Perhaps Valentine’s Day brought out the strange in people this week because there was no shortage of bizarre news stories over the past seven days. There was a man who accidentally shot himself trying to make jewelry on Valentine’s...

Why One Girl Created Poop-Shaped Brownies In The Name Of Science

What would happen if you affected your senses in a negative way? Like would poop-shaped brownies still taste good? Let's find out.

People Are Freezing Their Penises And Vaginas For Sex Stuff

For about $62, you can reportedly get your genitals “frozen” at a spa in Manchester, England to make them more sexually appealing.

Did A Ton Of People On The East Coast Have Snow Sex Last Week?

When a lot of people stay home to stay warm, those people will take the chance to partner up with someone and have sex. Let's see how much that happened.

Panty Party: The Video Game Where You Are The Underwear

While playing Panty Party, you embody a living underwear that tries to save the world by fighting a powerful forces intent on no good.

Sour Kush: Two Tons of Marijuana Disguised As Limes Confiscated

Last month, US Customs found 3,947 pounds of marijuana disguised as limes hidden in a truck filled with the sour fruit. Thoughts?

Man Tries To Steal $7 Billion Because Jesus Wanted Him To

A Florida man accused trying to steal $7 billion from a bank because Jesus Christ wanted him to have the money, WFTV reports.

Woman Filmed Herself Performing Oral Sex on Mystery Man in Florida Courthouse

With all the attention given to Donald Trump’s Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch, it’s important that we don’t lose track of the going-ons in lower courts, like the Duval County Courthouse where earlier this week a woman filmed herself...

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