Sunday, May 19, 2024

Hot Mess

The Week in Hot Messes: Illegal Sex in Bed Bath & Beyond, Snakes in Ears, and a 19-Inch Penis

What a week. Beyond all the political hubbub and Super Bowl hype, there were all sorts of crazy and scandalous stories from around the world. The majority, as usual, involved sex, but more than a few involved animals, and...

Woman Calls The Cops To Report That Her Marijuana Is Too Expensive

The cops wanna know: Is your marijuana dealer ripping you off? Australia’s police posted a hilarious plea to emergency services on their Facebook page.

Young Boy Who Ate Gross Donut Will Get $50,000 From Dunkin Donuts

Five and a half years ago, a 7-year-old boy ate a “foul-smelling” donut at a Dunkin Donuts in Fairmount, NY, and his family eventually filed a lawsuit.

Jogger Stopped At Microsoft After Cops Spot ‘Nude Buttocks Illuminated’

A man was spotted jogging at three AM wearing only a pair of black sketchers. Officers saw “seeing nude buttocks illuminated by a streetlight."

Man Who Claims To Have 19-Inch Penis: “I Want to Be a Porn Star”

The man who says he has the largest penis in the world claims he’s happy with it and someday hopes to become a porn star.

5 Pranks That Will Completely Screw Up Your Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is a holiday shrouded in controversy, bringing out polarizing reactions from all sorts of people. Here's how to mess it up for everyone.

What Happens When Student Scientists’ Experiment With Coffee Goes Very Wrong

How much caffeine could kill you? Two students in the UK nearly found out, when an experiment went very, very wrong.

Naked Woman Yelling About Angels Stops Rush-Hour Traffic in Houston

Thursday afternoon, commuters in Houston were treated to an unusual site: a completely naked woman yelling in the street about angels.

Burger King Employees Accused Of Selling Weed To Customers Who Asked For “Extra Crispy Fries”

Two Burger King employees were arrested for allegedly selling weed through the fast food chain’s drive-thru to customers who Asked For “Extra Crispy Fries”.

Corpse of Infamous Electrocuted Weasel Now on Display at Dutch Natural History Museum

There are all sorts of cruel ways that animals die in nature. Some are ripped apart and eaten, some starve to death, and some—or at least one unfortunate weasel—get electrocuted by an 18,000 volt transformer at the Large Hadron...

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