Friday, January 10, 2025

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Scott Pruitt Thinks EPA Logo Looks Like Marijuana

Our nation's Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency has asked to have the EPA's logo replaced because he think it looks a little too much like a marijuana plant.

8 Best Memes From Mark Zuckerberg’s US Senate Appearance

Mark Zuckerberg spoke in front of the US Senate this week, addressing Facebook and the Cambridge Analytica scandal. This was obviously a prime time for memes.

Sonic Demands Customers Stop Smoking Weed In Drive-Thru

You might expect this story to happen in a state with legalized recreational marijuana like California or Colorado. But no.

How To Make Yogurt With Your Vagina

If there's one thing we all know about vaginas is that they have tons of bacteria. Like, millions.

Bros Love Vaping And Icing Each Other In Trump White House

Often played at house parties or similar events, someone will usually hide a bottle of Smirnoff Ice. Whomever finds that Smirnoff Ice must immediately drop to one knee and chug the drink’s contents.

American Airlines Pilot Claims UFO Flew Over His Aircraft

Two pilots from different airlines reported an unidentified flying object hovering over them as they were flying over southern Arizona.

Doh! Stopped Driver Gives Cop Homer Simpson License

Police officers in the town of Milton Haynes, England, were in for a surprise recently when, during a routine traffic stop, a driver handed out Homer Simpson’s license instead of his own.

Chinese Police Can Now Scan People’s Faces With Special Sunglasses

China is taking their "security" measures to the next level, arming their police officers with special glasses that can tell them all about you in seconds.

Drunk Shopping Is A Thing And People Are Going Broke Doing It

Sipping and clicking is a boon for the economy. Like, to the tune of $30 billion. A new survey by Finder, which exists to help people make better financial decisions, shows that after just a couple of innocent drinks, all...

WATCH: People Are Convinced That A UFO Crashed Into Antartica

Thanks to Google Earth images, UFO hunters - that's a thing - are convinced an alien spaceship recently crashed on an island near Antartica.

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