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Pizza Ordering Tattoos: Now A Thing

The Stunt Queen of pizza delivery is at it again. But instead of pizza box turntables, Pizza Hut has come out with a temporary tattoo that's preprogrammed with your location and favorite pizza. All you have to do is...

Chimp in North Korean Zoo Reportedly Smokes a Pack of Cigarettes Every Day

North Korea is a land of great mystery, extremely limited internet, and awful human rights abuses. It is also apparently a place where chimpanzees chainsmoke in zoos. The Guardian reports that officials at the Central Zoo in Pynongyang say Azalea,...

Gallup: Record High 60 Percent of Americans Want Legalized Marijuana

It's tough to get the U.S. electorate to agree on much these days, but there is one hot-button topic that appears to bring together Americans across the political spectrum: Legalized Marijuana. Gallup released on Wednesday its latest poll on cannabis...

See Jimmy Kimmel Trick Kanye West Fans With Fake Yeezys

Kanye West has the biggest sneaker in the industry currently. This is pretty indisputable. Resellers mark the shoe with a $1,000-plus price tag on eBay—and people pay that much for them. The hype is very real with Yeezys. So Jimmy...

Visualize the News: Melania Trump Interview, James Franco Likes to Headbutt People

Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest...

The World’s Spiciest Chip Is Covered In ‘Carolina Reaper Dust,’ Sold One At A Time

For whatever reason, there are a bunch of people who are totally getting off on eating the Carolina Reaper, the hottest chip on the planet, according to Guinness (it measures in at over 1.5 million on the Scoville scale)....

Beer With Your Coffee: Starbucks Is Now Serving A Spiked Drink

Either Starbucks has psychic powers, or they are super on-trend these days. Just as a new study found that "coffee" and "beer" were the two most tweeted words of the past year, the company went and announced the launch of their...

Hero on LSD Breaks Into Neighbor’s House to Save Dog From Imaginary Fire

A heroic guy who loves to party was arrested last week after he allegedly took acid and broke into a neighbor’s house to rescue a dog from a fire that didn’t exist. New York State troopers told WNYT that Michael...

Watch Stephen Colbert Help Obama With His Upcoming Unemployment

Unemployment is a terrifying proposition. The repetition of numbing failure is the worst part. Any wave of useless optimism you were riding will crash into a crippling anxiety by day’s end. Getting a job in today’s market isn’t easy. So...

Cannabis-Infused Wine Is Now Available In California

Cannabis-infused wine is nothing new, but it's certainly becoming more trendy, especially now. Mary Jane Wines is now selling small batches of the stuff exclusively to those who carry medical marijuana cards in the country's ultimate wine region, California. The...

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