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NSFW: Sexy Women Holding Sexier Carp Calendar Will Save 2017

In another edition of “How Is This A Thing?” we now introduce you to this German Carponizer calendar. It features the world’s favorite calendar for monthly image choice: naked, sexy carp.

Will This Be The Year Santa Finally Drowns In The Atlantic?

Weather reporters in the UK are saying the Big Man In Red might not make it this year.

It Snowed In The Sahara This Week And You Need To See The Photos

Who’s ready for some sand dune snow sledding? Snow fell on the Sahara desert this week for the first time in nearly 40 years.

Boston To Be Marijuana Capital Of The World By 2020

Boston is predicted to be become the marijuana capital of the world within the next few years, according market analysts.

Formal Training Needed For Budtenders As More States Become Legal

A new study released earlier this month revealed that only 55 percent of staff at cannabis retailers receive formal training.

Visualize the News: Kanye West The Clone And Other Music-Related Conspiracy Theories

Rap and conspiracy theories act as twin partners in an unhealthy marriage. You don’t need to dig far enough to hear rumors that Tupac is still alive, Kanye is a clone or that Jay Z and Beyoncé are, like, generals in the Illuminati army.

After Maine Marijuana Legalization, Conn. Also Looking At Recreational

The East Coast marijuana legalization victories in Maine and Massachusetts may have a greater impact as the U.S. shifts to a more marijuana-friendly nation. Why?

Watch: The New Mummy Trailer Got Uploaded With A Major Goof

Why the world needs another The Mummy movie 18 years after Stephen Sommers’ trilogy is unclear. Was Brendan Fraser not enough? That’s a ridiculous question, Brendan Fraser is always enough.

Pinch Us, We’re Dreaming: Merriam-Webster Announces Word Of The Year

If current events have left you wondering how this is real life you’re not alone: Merriam-Webster has deemed word of the year 2016 to be...

BIDEN! See White House Staffers Prank Obama With Creeping Snowmen

With just week left in the White House staffers are pranking the President, this time will creeping snowmen up to no good.

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