He “engaged in a deviant sex act with a vegetable.”

Charles Robert Ransier, from Texas, has had a couple of tough encounters with the law throughout his life. In 2014, a policeman found him on a baseball field wearing women stockings as he “engaged in a deviant sex act with a vegetable.” No more details were provided on the police report. Two years before, he was caught doing some weird stuff with a squash; we can all guess what.

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In 2017 he was sentenced to life in prison for tampering with evidence, possession of drugs and a history of 9 felony offenses. Some of his other crimes include getting caught on Interstate 35 with a syringe filled with meth while surrounded by several strange objects. There was girl’s bathing suit, which was perfectly laid out on the floorboard of the car, some bottles of viagra, candy, duct tape, lubricant and a cooler filled with cucumbers. He was only wearing a pair of jeans and had melted wax on his chest. We all know where this is going.

When the police man tried to arrest him, Ransier struggled and didn’t know what to do. Eventually he made it out of the car and was handcuffed, but not before he tried to break the syringe as a way of getting rid of the evidence.

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Sadly, his petty yet disturbing crime history took a darker turn when he ran over a policeman while high on meth, adding more time onto his sentence. What we can learn from Charles is that meth is really really bad and leads to some questionable life decisions.