Monday, April 15, 2024

Food Porn Illness: 15 Of The Saddest Food Pics To Hit The Internet

While everyone else is pushing their food into perfect lighting, dressing it up in “going out” clothes, and contouring it into unrecognizability just to pass Instagram’s “like” test, there is a subset of OGs who are keeping it old school; the type of old school that you’d never consider posting on social media, just like those Polaroids you’ve stumbled upon digging through your grandma’s hope chest. You know, the ones where you have, like, 27  plastic barrettes in your ratty, derelict hair and one eye looks like it needs immediate medical attention? Yep. Those ones.

Here are 15 photos that prove our obsession with intangible perfection may not be as severe as we thought. Thank you Reddit’s “Shitty Food Porn” for being our Santa Clause year-round.

What my husband eats when I’m away: Sriracha and cheese on an end slice
by inshittyfoodporn

PSA warning don’t not get your gf high for like the 3rd time. I present you a ham and cream cheese with jelly and tortilla chips. Bonus blue dot surprise!!!!!!

Flamin hot Cheetos with hummus, mayonnaise and mustard dipping sauces

Open face turkey sandwich, sans bread.
byu/PcSwagMaster inshittyfoodporn

Danish was too sweet so I wrapped some wonderbread around to balance out the flavour and add some texture
by inshittyfoodporn

Ritz cheese crackers with hollandaise sauce

Depression nachos
by inshittyfoodporn

Forgot I was cooking hot dogs

Popcorn Chowder

Canned chili, mac and chz, corn, ketchup and nacho doritos baby

Was searching for gingerbread house ideas

Hand pulled ramen noodles in a chicken consommé with chili dusted freeze dried cheddar croutons.
byu/BeatsByChanel inshittyfoodporn

Some mozzarella and salami. I’m a cheese loving guy.
byu/iEpic inshittyfoodporn

I present a mouth-watering blend of artisanal hand-torn turkey breast nestled atop a steaming mound of quinoa and cheddar cheese, with a light drizzle of Frank’s RedHot Sauce
byu/RobotBoogieNights inshittyfoodporn

The “I’m too lazy to wait for water to boil”
byu/BellsForDays inshittyfoodporn

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