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Eben Britton: The NFL Needs To Embrace Marijuana And The League’s Opioid Crisis

Eben Britton is a man who understands pain. Within his six-year NFL playing career as an offensive lineman for the Jacksonville Jaguars and Chicago Bears, he experienced major and minor injuries alike, including a torn labrum, a hamstring injury, a herniated disc resulting in sciatica that still ails him to this day. “I can’t feel my right foot on the ground,” he tells me.

Compounding these injuries is the game of football itself, America’s most bone-crushing sport. The crunching tackles and successful blows devastate the body over time. How football addles the brain is a topic the league would prefer not to discuss. “It’s a violent game that I personally don’t think humans are supposed to play,” said Doug Whaley, the Buffalo Bill general manager, last year.

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This perhaps explains why opioids and other painkillers have infected the NFL at an alarming rate. Former Detroit Lions star receiver Calvin Johnson said painkillers are handed out “like candy,” which contributed to his decision to retire earlier than many expected. More than 1,800 former players filed a lawsuit against each of the NFL’s 32 teams, alleging teams violated their players’ long-term health and federal laws controlling pain medicine. The sealed court documents describe a culture of opioid abuse and were either deceptive or didn’t inform players about the addictive medications they were taking. (A 2011 study claims retired NFL players misuse opioid pain medications more than four times than the general population.) The lawsuit goes to trial this October.

Britton believes there’s another way through cannabis. His last four years in the league, Britton used Adderall regularly to keep himself on the field, but “needed to smoke copious amounts of marijuana just to ease the comedown,” as he wrote in Sports Illustrated. In 2015, the league served Britton a four-game suspension for using Ritalin he borrowed from a teammate. He’d been taking Adderall under the NFL’s therapeutic use exemption (TEU), but the Ritalin wasn’t prescribed, so he received the same punishment as Tom Brady did for deflating footballs. The incident eventually led to Britton’s retirement from the game.

“My body was, for the most part, in good shape,” Britton says. “I wasn’t dependent on any pharmaceutical pain killers. I wasn’t having to take any prescription anti-inflammatories daily and that’s really because of cannabis.”

Since retiring, Eben Britton has become a strong advocate in cannabis legalization and urging the NFL to study the effects marijuana could have in pain management and neural protection against concussions and CTE. He also co-founded BeTru Organics, which has a holistic line of products, like creams and sprays, that uses hemp-derived CBD to help relieve pain.

I talked to Eben Britton regarding his company, the NFL’s toxic relationship to opioid painkillers and anti-inflammatories, and why cannabis could be exactly what football needs if it’s to continue as a sport.

The Fresh Toast: Can you explain how and why someone would want to use Be Tru pain relief body cream?
Eben Britton: There’s really a lot of pain in the world. We’re dealing with a lot of pain and suffering from a number of things. People have bad knees, people have bad backs, people have bad feet and that’s not even talking about professional athletes or military veterans, or law enforcement, and the fire departments. There’s a ton of pain in the world right now and really the only acceptable answer that our society seems to afford anyone is go to the doctor, get a prescription for one anti-inflammatory or another, whether it’s Cataflam or Indocin or even Advil and Tylenol.

These things taken over long periods of time and on a daily basis really wreak havoc on our systems. They destroy our digestive systems. They wreak havoc on our kidneys and liver, on our heart, on our cardiovascular system, and that’s not a sustainable answer long term. Throughout my football career, I’ve dealt with pain on a daily basis. That was part of my life, dealing with pain throughout my body and having to get up and be able to produce at a 100 percent of my capability day in and day out in practice, and then on the field on Sunday on game days.

Coming from a background of a family that was very holistically minded, food is medicine. Find any natural means possible to heal yourself before going to a doctor to be diagnosed with some ailment that they could prescribe a medication. We just didn’t look at our personal wellness and our family’s wellness in that way.

I think that feeds this intuitive gravitation towards cannabis. I’m using cannabis as part of my process in dealing with some really traumatic injuries from dislocated shoulder to herniated disc in my back that caused sciatica down my leg to a numbness in my right foot, which has lasted to this day. I can’t feel my right foot on the ground. But I feel fortunate to have had cannabis as part of my process throughout my career, and to have had that sort of intuitive knowing that this was something that my body responded much better to than the prescription drugs.

I was amazed reading your essay in SI about how much you and every athlete goes through to get ready for a game. Whether it’s you taking Adderall, different guys taking Toradol, stuff like that. The question is just how widespread, specifically within the NFL, is this sort of opioid dependence?
It sounds crazy and I said this in an interview with Bleacher Report and the guy made a comment like he didn’t believe me. But literally every single guy in an NFL locker room is taking some type of prescription drug every single day to deal with the pain. And there’s a wide spectrum. You have the guys who are very aware, very fearful, very conscious of what they’re putting in their bodies and they’re the guys who are taking like two Advil twice a week, and they’re just kind of grinding it out on that for as long as they can until they have to take something more. That transition happens from training camps through to like week six, week seven, week eight, and you build up your dosing of anti-inflammatories. [Meanwhile,] most offensive linemen, you’re on a daily dose of prescription anti-inflammatories like Indocin, or Cataflam or Celebrex daily, just to combat the muscle aches and pains, the joint pain that you’re experiencing, the pain in your neck and shoulders and that’s not even a full-blown injury.

That’s just wear and tear.
That’s just to combat the wear and tear and then, you have guys who maybe they sustained a serious injury early in the season and they’ve worked their way back, and now you’re talking about guys who are taking Toradol before games daily. I mean, my first three seasons in my career, we were still getting Toradol shots before every game. Every guy would line up in the doctor’s office prior to game day. You pull your pants down. You get a shot of Toradol right in your ass, and it’s the strongest, most powerful anti-inflammatory drug I think anybody can possibly ever take. You feel a wave of armor just crashed over you and you don’t feel any pain. You feel like you could run through a brick wall, and really you can. I mean, until the next day you wake up and you feel like you ran through a brick wall and were hit by a train.

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Isn’t that creating a worse long term problem masking pain that you as a human should probably be feeling?
Exactly, yes. I mean because there’s a reason for pain, right? There’s a reason our bodies feel pain. It’s to tell us that something’s wrong. It’s a protection mechanism that our body uses to tell us what’s going on, right? I mean, so masking that, numbing that, and especially in football players, you continue to mask and numb, and mask and numb. Sooner or later, you have these guys like I just read an article maybe a month ago about a guy who played offensive line for the Giants who was taking 120 Vicodin a day. [Ed. Note: Former Giants offensive lineman Shane Olivea was taking 125 Vicodin a day. According to the Associated Press report, he spent close to $584,000 on painkillers.] You think that it sounds insane.

I’ve heard those stories in locker rooms. Guys taking fists full of opioids. At the worst stage of my dealing with pain, I was taking two to four Vicodin on Saturday. Then I was taking two Vicodin before the game and two Vicodin after the game. I was one of the lucky ones. To be a guy who felt comfortable using cannabis and enjoyed using cannabis, I really was able to keep myself from going down that deep dark hole of opioid addiction. Now because of cannabis really, I think it alleviates a lot of the withdrawal symptoms that come with taking opioids. Cannabis was that much more crucial for me.

How much is it, with football in general, a cultural problem? Because it’s this warrior mentality where you’re a football player, you’re going to do whatever it takes to get on the field and then you have this older mentality from the old school where it’s like, “You just need to tough it out,” and “back in my day…”
Yeah

Add that versus the fact every football player is bigger, faster, and stronger and the collisions are getting worse and worse. You were like 310 pounds when you came into the league?
Yes.

And how much do you weigh now?
Well, now I’m 255.

Which is probably more where you should be, right?
Yeah. Oh yeah.

So you’re actually advised to put on all this extra weight—I don’t know, it seems like this circular logic of asking guys to do more and more without considering the repercussions.
I think you’re definitely on to something. I mean, that’s kind of a question of, “Is football going to last?” If something like cannabis isn’t taken seriously, with all of the issues you’re having. Concussions and CTE are just the tip of the iceberg.

I mean, we’re just starting to see opioid addiction. Guys are coming out of the league and they have nowhere to go. They’re losing their minds. They’re losing their families, and it’s really it’s like the last gladiators. In ancient Rome with the Roman gladiators, at least guys were being killed. They died doing what they loved. In football, you come out of it and you’re still a young man.

You still got to deal with it.
You have a ton of life to live. You still have to deal with all the pain and all the injuries. And really, that’s never going to change. The pain, the injuries, the violence of the game. That won’t change because that’s why we love the game of football. That’s why there’s millions upon millions of people watching every single Sunday, all around the world. We have to find the solution that can ease that side of it and I think cannabis can be that solution. If we need to start as slow as possible and from the ground up, that really begins with educating people on what CBD is and what CBD can do for pain management for the concussion epidemic, and really as a preventative for CTE. Because it’s coming. That train is coming for every guy. It’s a matter of what are you doing right now, in today, to keep yourself from going down that hole as fast as possible.

Well, I found it fascinating that last year, Roger Goodell comes out and says that the NFL’s committing 100 million dollars to studying head trauma, but then none of that includes cannabis research.
Right.

At the same time you have someone like Lester Grinspoon, a Harvard psychiatrist, who writes an open letter to Goodell saying that CBD and cannabis has possible neural protective capabilities. And we’re not looking into this at all? It just seems so backwards.
Well, he’s going to choke on that. If he doesn’t start opening his eyes because that’s a dead end street no looking at cannabis. Nothing else is doing that. To say there’s no research to prove that there’s even a chance that cannabis works as a neuro-protectant and can heal the brain after trauma and prevent CTE? The fact that they can still say that with a clear conscience, it’s just bullshit.

Studies have been mounting—I mean, for thousands and thousands of years before the development of Western medicine, before the development of science and research, how did we pass along our understanding of the things that can heal us? It’s through word of mouth. It’s through anecdotal experience. Elders told the next generation, “Hey, this plant that grows from the ground. This has been around for thousands and thousands of years, and we’ve been using it in various ways, smoking it, turning it into tea, cooking it down to an oil.” This is not new.

It’s probably changing now. It’s probably starting to shift. I think the avalanche is coming and it’s really coming at an unstoppable rate. People are not accepting their fate any longer, [they’re not] just sitting back and allowing doctors to throw pills at them anymore. [They’re saying,] “Hey, fuck that. I need something that’s actually going to heal me. I want to be here. I want to be here for my family. I want to be here for my kids. I want to be here for my partner.”

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The NFL—I think they’re missing out on a gigantic opportunity to make a huge impact on the world of medicine, on our healthcare system, on how we view personal healing and wellness. If they don’t accept the fact that the NFL is the vehicle for the most extreme case study of the medical efficacy of cannabis and CBD? It’s right there. Every single team. They’ve got 32 teams that if they took one of them and started giving guys CBD pills before and after practices, before and after games, I bet they would see a huge difference with regards to the effect on brain health, the effect of the amount of pills that are given out, and really on overall well-being and health throughout teams.

Well, is it the league and its own cultural conservativism? Or is this, as you said, a larger cultural stigma with the misinformation being spread about keeping cannabis from being tested and being accepted? So is it the NFL or is it their response in existing within this bigger cultural stigma toward cannabis?
I think there’s both things going on. I think the federal government keeping marijuana as a Schedule I narcotic is just laughable. I mean, it’s a joke. It’s an absolute joke. It doesn’t even make sense. It makes me angry actually. The more you understand this, the more absurd it becomes. So that’s definitely an issue and that’s something that needs to be addressed on the federal level, andI think we’re starting to see a shift in that. Even with Attorney General Jeff Sessions stepping in there, I don’t think anything can be done to reverse what 28 States have done to legalize medical or recreational marijuana at this point. States are going to keep pushing it and then at the federal level, they’re going to have to adjust that. In my opinion, that is totally de-scheduling, that’s 100% de-scheduling marijuana off of any of those lists.

That being said, I think that the NFL has so much power. It’s an absolute juggernaut in our society, in our culture, in this country. It’s just an absolute media-driven juggernaut and I think that if any group, any organization really has the power to make an impact on something like cannabis, the scheduling of cannabis on a federal level, I think it would be something like the NFL that has so much of an outreach. No one in the federal government is going to come and say, “The NFL’s shut down.”

No.
It can be worked out. It can be mapped out. There’s people smart enough or people in the right places on both sides, from the NFL to the federal government that they can map it out on how to create the proper study. I think if there’s any organization or group that can make a dent in the federal government’s position on marijuana, it would be the NFL.

Yes, it seems they should want to do that considering a significant portion of former employees are coming out like you, Kyle Turley, Nate Jackson, Eugene Monroe, and even a current player, like Tennessee linebacker Derrick Morgan who is promoting medicinal marijuana research. And I don’t understand why they wouldn’t want to be the vehicle for that especially when the guys who are speaking out against it are the ones who are probably experiencing the most pain playing in the trenches and being physically battered every single game.
Yeah.

So, I’m not sure where it goes from here. Do you think it will change within the NFL first? Or do you think that it will be a larger cultural movement that the NFL eventually responds to?
I think the NFL is actually really starting the hear all of us. I think that their needle is starting to move. I think they’re going to use it as a bargaining chip in the next collective bargaining agreement negotiations.

These people aren’t dumb. These are highly intelligent individuals. I mean the organization as a whole might seem trapped in an old mindset, but these are really smart people who know exactly what’s going on, and they’re not stupid. And they need to find an answer to certain issues ASAP. Especially in this day and age, which is kind of the beauty of social media and the internet. It’s keeping those people in high places accountable, because the truth will find its way out to the surface. And people aren’t going to stand for lies, and deceit, and non-action. People want to see results. People want to see people being taken care of, and people want to see positive movement. I think that we’re seeing it already. The NFLPA has said that they are going to put it on the table as far as at least a lessening of punishment, whatever that means.

They’re going to lessen the punishment for anyone who fails the drug test for cannabis. But I think the NFL, really, needs to move faster than the federal government is going to.

I agree.
And I think they need to move independently of that. Maybe in 15 years, we’re looking at a situation where marijuana is legalized in 50 states and the Federal government still has it scheduled as a schedule one narcotic. I mean I could see that being the case. As hypocritical and as ridiculous as that sounds, I can see that happening.


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Gossip: Kim Kardashian Blocks Blac Chyna; ‘American Idol’ Not Returning To TV

Blac Chyna will have to settle for being Blac Chyna — especially since she and Rob Kardashian aren’t planning on getting married anytime soon because Chyna’s ‘Kardashian’ trademark attempt has officially been rejected. But she plans to fight back.

“Chyna hates Kim. She knows Kim is behind this. Now she is ready to fight back and is willing to tell-all,” sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP. “If they will not let her be a Kardashian, then she will destroy them. And if they want to see her daughter, they should think again. Her daughter is and always will be a Kardashian and Chyna will be making money from and with her kid. They cannot stop that, not even Kim.”

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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney were successful in blocking Blac’s petition to own the rights to the name Angela Renee Kardashian. Rob can do whatever he wants so marriage is a possibility. And Chyna is determined to do whatever it takes to get that name – EVEN MARRIAGE!

‘American Idol’ Won’t Be Returning to Television…Yet

After a bidding war between NBC and FOX, ‘American Idol’ will NOT be returning to television on either network in 2018.

The co-owners of the show couldn’t managed to agree on a deal.

via TMZ:

TMZ broke the story, both NBC and FOX made dueling offers to bring the show back as early as summer, 2018. We were told NBC wanted to rotate “Idol”with 2 other shows — “America’s Got Talent” and “The Voice.”

Our sources say the owners of “Idol” — Fremantle and Core — never anted up a counter offer to either network. As for why, Fremantle also owns “AGT” and we’re told the company was pushing hard to pressure Core into agreeing to accept the NBC offer.

We’re told honchos at Core felt Fremantle had a conflict of interest and was pushing “Idol” to make “AGT” the cornerstone of a year-round talent competition.

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The Core execs felt Fremantle was trying to diminish the unique value of Idol and the two companies could not see eye to eye and we’re told all the negotiations have been shelved.

They don’t call it show business for nothing.

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The Fresh Toast Marijuana Legislative Roundup: April 3

The marijuana legalization battle made strides last week in the nation’s capital with a series of bills introduced. Meanwhile, legislators in Delaware, West Virginia, Tennessee and Colorado made headway.

National:

On Thursday, Rep. Jared Polis (D-Colorado) introduced a bill that would make cannabis legal under federal law and permit it to be regulated like alcohol.

Under the Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol Act, marijuana would be removed from the list of banned substances under Schedule I of the Controlled Substances Act, and allow adults 21 and older to buy, possess, and consume the plant legally. Cannabis advertisements would face similar restrictions to those of alcohol products, and the task of regulating marijuana would fall to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.

The bill is one of three pieces of marijuana-related legislation introduced by members of the Cannabis Caucus. Other sponsors of the legislation include Oregon Democratic Reps. Ron Wyden and Earl Blumenauer.

The Small Business Equity Act would permit state-legal cannabis businesses to claim tax credits and deductions available to other legal businesses. Such businesses are currently treated as illegal drug traffickers and are subject to exorbitant tax rates.

The Addressing The Marijuana Policy Gap Act would “exempt any person acting in compliance with state marijuana law from criminal penalties” under the Controlled Substances Act and create an expungement process for people convicted for possession of less than one ounce of cannabis or for other activities that were state-legal at the time the crime was committed.

The bill also includes a number of other provisions to reduce federal penalties for certain marijuana offenders, make federal law more compatible with state marijuana laws, and permit healthcare professionals at the Department of Veterans Affairs to make “recommendations and opinions” regarding medical marijuana.

West Virginia:

On Thursday, the West Virginia House of Delegates held its first reading and debate on a bill to legalize medical marijuana for patients suffering from seizures, chronic pain, PTSD, anxiety, and other conditions to be determined by a new medical cannabis commission.

In a highly unusual move, legislators voted 50-40 to bypass the committee process and the House leadership in order to bring the bill directly to the chamber floor. Such legislation has invariably died in committee over the years, and proponents of the legislation argue that as a result, state law has failed to keep pace with the growing support for medical marijuana among West Virginians.

Tennessee:

As we reported in our previous Legislative Roundup, Tennessee legislators recently passed a measure to nullify local ordinances allowing police to issue civil citations for possession of small amounts of marijuana. Last week, a spokeswoman for Republican Governor Bill Haslam told reporters that the governor would defer to the legislature on the issue. Once enacted, the bill will override measures in the state’s two largest cities, Nashville and Memphis, imposing civil fines for cannabis possession in lieu of criminal charges.

Delaware:

On Thursday, Delaware lawmakers unveiled a measure that would permit adults 21 and older to purchase and possess up to an ounce of marijuana. Production and retail operations would be licensed and regulated by the state.

The bill’s sponsors say that they have enough votes to pass the law. However, Democratic Gov. John Carney does not support legalization for his state, preferring to focus on finally achieving full implementation of the state’s six-year-old medical marijuana law and a decriminalization measure approved in 2015. The governor has stated that he wants more time to study the impact of legalization in the eight states and D.C. that have previously approved such legislation.

Colorado:

A new Colorado legislative proposal would protect state-licensed recreational marijuana growers from a potential future federal crackdown on legal cannabis. The measure would pre-qualify such growers for reclassification as medical marijuana producers should a legitimate business need arise. This would make it nearly impossible for the federal government to target recreational marijuana producers, but could carry a high cost for state revenue because medical marijuana is taxed at a much lower rate than recreational marijuana.


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Coachella Bans Marijuana, But There’s Old School Ways Around It

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It is now perfectly legal in California for adults 21 and over to use marijuana as part of their recreational endeavors, but organizers of the infamous Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival will not be permitting patrons to smoke weed at any of their upcoming shows.

It seems that concertgoers will be forced to rely on old school rules — sneaking pot into the show by way of some intimate body crevasse and then firing it up when the lights go down – when attending the Coachella events slated for later this month (April 14-16 and April 21-23), because event promoter Goldenvoice has forbidden the use of marijuana – even for medical marijuana patients, according to the event’s official website.

What has happened is the event takes place on private property in Indio, which comes with its own set of rules separate to the state of California. So, when organizers say, “no drugs are allowed,” unfortunately this includes our friend marijuana.

“The promoter has a standing right to the property, and they can determine what can and cannot be brought onto the premises,” Indio police Sgt. Dan Marshall told The Press-Enterprise. “(For instance) you have the right to bear arms, but you don’t have the right to bear arms in my house.”

The following appears in Coachella’s Frequently Asked Questions:

“I have a medical marijuana card and need to medicate daily … cool?”

“Sorry bro. Medical marijuana cards are not valid at the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. Even in 2017 and beyond. If that changes so will this answer.”

There will be “amnesty boxes” positioned at the entrance of the event in an effort to give people an opportunity to dispose of the weed that they may have stashed on their person. Reports indicate that anyone caught smoking marijuana at the festival will be held to state law, which prohibits pot smoking in public areas. However, the worst possible repercussion to a person who knowingly violates this rule is the police would confiscate their weed, slap them with a fine of up to $100 and maybe toss them out of the event. No jail time is possible, as long as the person doesn’t try to start a fight with police.


Perhaps the easiest way around all of this no marijuana business at the upcoming Coachella events is to simply pack a stash of edible pot products as opposed to trying to smuggle in raw flower. It might be relatively easy for security to spot someone smoking a joint out in the open, but there is no way in hell these goons will catch people eating pot candy.

Just be smart and enjoy the show.


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Gossip: Paris Jackson Joining ‘KUWTK;’ Khloe Partying With Mom And OMG

Paris Jackson was seen hanging out with Vogue model Kendall Jenner earlier this month. But on Saturday evening it was all about Caitlyn Jenner as the two posed at the 28th Annual GLAAD Media Awards. And now she is in talks to join the families reality show.


“Paris has been offered A MILLION DOLLAR contract to join the show. Ratings are down and Kris Jenner is looking for a solution. What could be better than Michael Jackson’s daughter joining the show,” sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP. “Paris is into it but her manager wants her to hold out for more money. They think she is worth over $2 million.”

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The birthday girl – turning 19 this Monday – was fabulously attired for the LBGTQ event, and her gossamer gown and pearl Edie Parker clutch were selected by stylist Sonia Young.

The newly-signed IMG Model flashed her grey bloomers beneath the ultra-sheer dress, which showcased significant sideboob.

Paris later joined Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany onstage the Beverly Hills ceremony – airing Thursday on Logo – to present the trophy for outstanding comedy series.

Khloe Kardashian, 32, Now Going Clubbing With Mom Kris Jenner, 61

Khloe Kardashian sure stays close to her mother – but now she going clubbing with her.

“Khloe is now hanging out in clubs with her mom all the time. They have become more like sister than mother and daughter,” sources tell NAUGHTY GOSSIP. “Khloe loves hanging with her mom. She thinks Kris is rupert hot and trusts her moms judgement in men. They tell each over everything and that includes sex talk. Some people might think it is strange but they do not care. They are best friends.”

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On Sunday the 32-year-old beauty shared a sweet photo with Kris Jenner, 61, for Instagram. The blonde captioned the image, ‘My beautiful mommy, I love you!’


RadarOnline had reported earlier this week that the E! star and her music industry beau had called it quits.

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Watch This Busy Badger Bury an Entire Cow

Watch this busy badger bury an entire cow in stretch of Utah’s Great Basin Desert. Take our word for it: The clip is worth watching. But why did the badger go to such great lengths to bury such a bigger creature in the sand? The short version is: The ground works as a sort of fridge for the badger, who will be able to feed itself from the cow for months to come.

As Gizmodo reports, University of Utah researchers inadvertently recorded the bizarre burial as they studying the behavior of various scavengers during winter months in the Great Basin. Hoping to catch vultures or other birds, in January the scientists had secured seven cow carcasses in the area with cameras placed nearby.

GIF via Gizmodo

One week later, one of the researchers, a doctoral candidate named Evan Buechley, visited the sites and noticed that an entire cow had vanished. “When I first got there I was bummed because it’s hard to get these carcasses, to haul them out and set them up,” he said in a press release. “I thought ‘Oh, well we’ve lost one after a week.’”

Then he noticed a large mound where the cow had been. . “Right on the spot I downloaded the photos,” he said. “We didn’t go out to study badgers specifically, but the badger declared itself to us.”


The photos revealed that the badger had buried the cow over the course of five days, before returning to its den. But it ventured back to the burial several times over the next few weeks to feast from the cow. The practice continued into early March. Another badger was also spotted trying to bury one of the other cows, which proves this wasn’t just some rogue, cow-loving scavenger.

If you’re so inclined, you can read more of the University of Utah researchers’ findings in Western North American Naturalist.


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This Cockatoo Proudly Dancing To Elvis Will Be The Best Thing You See All Week

Everyone loves Elvis. Even birds. Take, for example, the cockatoo in the video below, who dances enthusiastically as his owner serenades him and his bird friend with a rendition of “Don’t Be Cruel.”

In the viral clip, which has since been retweeted over 55,000 times, the white cockatoo bounces up and down to the song. His buddy is less enthuses, and even lifts one leg up to keep his dancing friend away, but the jamming bird is undeterred: He just keeps on bouncing to the rhythm and flaring his plumage.

The dance continues for nearly two minutes, with the one cockatoo repeatedly showing off his moves and his impressive feathers. Elvis himself would’ve been impressed, as would Iggy Pop’s pet cockatoo, Biggy Pop.

Watch the perfect video below.


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Fitness Clubs and Gyms Turn to Booze to Retain Clients

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While it might seem counterintuitive, gyms and fitness clubs are turning more and more to alcohol as a way to build a sense of community among clients. The Washington Post recently spoke to several gym owners and representatives who described the influence occasional booze sessions have on their businesses.


“If a Spindler (our name for our members) knows the other people in the facility, they become comfortable here and show up more,” Jeff Shapiro, owner of Spindle Fitness in Chicago, told the Post. “The deeper these relationships grow, the more their basic psychological need for belonging is met and the more motivated they become. For us, alcohol accelerates the process of creating and deepening these relationships. Also, we are normal humans who like to have fun, so a party here or there makes us all happy.”

Amy Williams, a spokeswoman for Life Time Fitness, said many gym goers were already drinking together after workouts, so it made sense to offer it as part of the official package. “They do a hard Warrior Sculpt class and they find people in that class who want to go out and have a glass of wine or a beer afterwards,” she said. “So, they were doing it all along, and bringing it into our place just allows them to do it without having to get into their car and drive somewhere else.”

Some boozemakers are getting in on the action too, the Post reports: Yuengling sponsors a 5k and a marathon, and Michelob Ultra has built an entire marketing strategy around responsible drinking after a workout.

But what about the health aspects of drinking so soon after a workout—won’t downing a beer or two cancel out all the hard work you just did? Not according to Susan Whitbourne, a psychology professor at University of Massachusetts at Amherst.

“Really, the balance comes out in favor of your health,” she told the Post. “Even if you have a glass of beer or wine afterwards, it’s not like you’ve completely undone all the good you just did.”


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Watch Police Drag a Confused Gator Through A Store

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When you find a five-foot-long gator wandering around in front of a furniture store that sits in front of a lake, you have a few options: You could: A) leave it be, B) put it in a car and drive it around the store to the lake, or B) lead it directly to the lake by taking it through the store on a leash in front of confused and delighted employees. Thankfully for gator-lovers everywhere, Pasco County sheriff’s deputies picked option C last week.

“Come on, little buddy, you’re going to the lake,” one deputy says in a video obtained by the New York Post.

“Just escorting the gator,” he says later as someone–perhaps a store employee–chimes in from the background: “Ha ha, same day delivery!”

Once he was out of the store and by the lake, the gator was clearly relieved.

“Oh, he’s like, “That feels so much better,” the cameraman says. “He’s in heaven, look at him.

Making the story even more perfect: The gator was initially spotted in the store’s parking lot underneath a car with a Florida Gators bumper sticker.

Watch the full video below.

A Real-Life Sharknado Hit Australia Following a Tropical Cyclone

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Following a heavy storm, you never know what will wash ashore. It could be a giant blunt, or poop. The people in the Australian state of Queensland received property damage and floodwater following an intense tropical cyclone this past week. No one was seriously injured by Cyclone Debbie, thankfully. But there was a sharknado.

People keen on splashing around the floodwater were warned by the Queensland Fire and Emergency Services not to for a very valid reason. Why you might ask? Well apparently there was a bull shark that washed ashore.

You might consider this a fluke to be cast aside. But as Gizmodo correctly points out, this phenomenon should be called what it is: a sharknado. Now if you watched the documentary film Sharknado, you’d know that sharknadoes are natural occurrences when a tornadoes lifts a sharks out of the ocean and deposits them into civilian-infested lands. Chaos ensues.

As we mentioned, luckily no one was seriously injured by this sharknado. Schools were closed following serious flooding, but more alarming was a fire that broke out at Brisbane’s landmark XXXX brewery. More than 40 firefighters were dispatched to the scene, and were able to put the fire under control.

The Brisbane Times reached out to a spokesperson for the company, who informed the masses, there will be “no disruption to supply.” The people probably need the beer following all this calamity.


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