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Fresh Playlist: Black Friday 2016 Inspiration and Vibes

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Virtually every Black Friday shopping experience involves long waits, petulant conversations, and general fatigue. It is not an easy day to shop. But you ain’t getting that TV deal any other time, so embrace the capitalistic onslaught of terror that is Black Friday.

To do that, music might help. Most stores play either staid, diluted top 40 records or dull, bloated ambiance. These will serve you little to keep your call and spirits high throughout the day. That’s why we’ve provided these 10 records sure to provide a needed soundtrack boost on your Black Friday 2016.

Childish Gambino—“Sober”

The recent and exciting turn Childish Gambino made into funk and soul had its inception here. This tropical pop hit and the rest of his Kauai EP will sprinkle some much-needed sunniness into your day.

Brian Eno—Ambient 1: Music for Airports

Perhaps the best ambient album ever produced, Brian Eno’s classic will lift you above all the pettiness and sweatiness and ugliness surrounding you on Black Friday.

Isaiah Rashad—“Free Lunch”

TDE rapper Isaiah Rashad creates vibes raps. His tracks either playfully bounce, like this one, or slow roll, allowing their word clouds to loll. Cilvia Demo and The Sun’s Tirade will package clever and refreshing wordplay with those textures.

Beyoncé—“Sorry”

Because it’s Beyoncé but also because you’ll encounter at least three to four experiences while out where phrases like “Middle fingers up” and “Boy, bye” will prove absolutely vital.

Francis and the Lights feat. Bon Iver—“Friends”

When you inevitably receive your third or fourth stink eye of the day from a cashier or irate shopper, smile and sing along with Francis: “We could be friends.” Yes you’re allowed to add some sarcasm if you want.

A Tribe Called Quest—“Electric Relaxation”

Classic Tribe is a no-brainer. Those guitar licks alone will mellow you out. Also can’t wrong by just spinning the new album, We Got It From Here… Thank You 4 Your Service. “Movin Backwards” is a personal favorite.

Motion City Soundtrack—“Everything Is Alright”

Don’t overthink this one. We all could use some commiseration on a day like Black Friday. This is for between shops when you’re feeling run down and worn out. You’ll appreciate this one.

SZA feat. Chance the Rapper—“Child’s Play”

Much of SZA’s debut album Z wraps you and your anxious thoughts into a warm quilt. SZA fluctuates from soothing whispers to emotional croons, not so much to say everything’s okay, but that you’re allowed to feel this way. Listening will save you an emotional breakdown or two during the day.

Kendrick Lamar and J. Cole—“Black Friday”

Kendrick and Cole lit the internet on fire by dropping this on Black Friday last year, fueling long-circulating rumors the two would release a collaborative album. I remember rewinding these tracks multiple times as I laid on the beach, oblivious to the sun setting and families roaming the sands. Let’s hope another surprise waits this year.

 

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Here’s What We Have to Look Forward to On Black Friday

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People lining up outside stores at the crack of dawn the morning after Thanksgiving so they can fall further into debt buying heavily discounted items for their families is now a beloved American tradition known as Black Friday. Each year, millions of shoppers flock to big box retailers like Walmart and Target for deals that often involve items available only in limited quantities, which of course means that some of those millions of people come to blows over who gets what. Below are some of the better videos of people duking it out for cheap smart phones, TVs, computer monitors, and more.

Here’s a compilation from 2014, which among other things shows people really battling it out over a limited-number of big screen televisions.

Watch a six-minute compilation from 2015 that opens with an all-out brawl and ends with hundreds of people literally stampeding into a store as its security gates open. In between, people angrily grapple over computer monitors and TVs as onlookers shout “World Star!” Fun!

And here’s a relatively-mild one from 2010 that shows just how many people are willing to stand outside a Target at 4 am.

Complex compiled ten of the “best” Black Friday incidents from last year, including a condescending Santa with a megaphone and two women punching each other over who gets to buy a $30 bicycle for children.

And finally, here’s a seven minutes “supercut” of Black Friday chaos from 2013, which includes a brutal fight in a parking lot and another during which someone is tackled through a door.

Now I feel depressed!

Messy breakups, deranged antics, pets gone wild. The Internet car-crash you can’t turn away from. For more, check out “New Zealand Man Takes His Homemade Jet Boat Out On Flooded Streets,” “Watch: Deer Trapped in American Eagle Store Smashes Through Front Window,” and “Cops: Florida Man Stabbed IHOP Waiter In Retaliation For Food Poisoning.

These Three Guys Are Suing Chipotle For Feeling Way Too Full

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If you’ve been to Chipotle recently, you’ve likely spotted the sign for their “featured item:” A chorizo burrito. The photo drips pork sausage and white rice and black beans, shown oozing from an overstuffed flour tortilla. Under the tempting image the sign boasts, “300 CALORIES.”

No, you haven’t entered a fever dream state where burritos full of greasy pig and simple carbs don’t make you fat. This creation is literally impossible under one thousand calories, and a few LA dudes are attempting to see this false advertising through to justice.

David Desmond, filed a complaint this week in the Los Angeles County Superior Court, according to LAist, claiming that he “felt excessively full and realized that the burrito couldn’t have been just 300 calories,” after eating the entire thing. He soon found solidarity in the suffering of others. From LAist:

Edward Gurevich purchased an uncannily similar burrito at a Chipotle location in Burbank, he too was alarmed at the burrito’s apparent size. Though he was also under the impression he burrito he purchased contained only 300 calories, the burrito he ultimately consumed likely contained three to four times that value. The same thing happened to Young Hoon Kim, who also claims he felt bloated after he consumed a purportedly 300 calorie burrito at a Chipotle location inside the Century City Westfield mall.

If you’re feeling victimized, there’s hope for your food baby woes: They’re claiming this could be grounds for a class action lawsuit, on behalf of everyone who’s eaten at Chipotle in the past four years.

Crunching the numbers in Chipotle’s own nutrition calculator, busts 300 calories before even adding anything to that parachute-sized tortilla. Stuffing in all of the ingredients listed on that ad — chorizo, white rice, black beans, fresh tomato salsa, a “sprinkle” of cheese — tips the scale at around 1025 calories, 315 of which come from fat. Maybe that’s what the sign means? Calories from fat? Sure, why not. But you’re also getting 2690 milligrams of sodium, about 390 milligrams more than the max amount the FDA recommends for adults.

For some fast food perspective, a Big Mac is about half as bad for you, and treating an entire medium cheese pizza from Domino’s as a personal pie would only be a little bit worse. Do what you will with that information.

Take A Ride Aboard “The 7-11 Of The Great Lakes”

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You can’t get a shriveled-up Big Bite hot dog on the S.S. J.W. Westcott. But the boat’s reputation for 24/7 service involving just about anything you might want on the Detroit River earned it the prestigious nickname: The 7-11 Of The Great Lakes.

The world’s only floating post office, the steamer carried some one million pieces of mail in the 1950’s, many of them SWAK (or “sealed with a kiss,” for those born after a time when an emoji-laden nude meant love). They delivered coffee, cigarettes, toothpaste, televisions and toilet paper, according to Atlas Obscura — and the occasional pizza and homemade Ramadan meal to soldiers stuck on the water for months at a stretch.

But it’s not all Seamless for Steam Boats: Over the last 142 years, they’ve pulled drunk skinny dippers and bridge-jumpers out of the water. You know your night’s taken a weird turn if you wake up on a historic steam boat in the Detroit River.
[h/t Atlas Obscura]

Are You Ready? Best #ThanksgivingFails Of All Time

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Ah, Thanksgiving. The prepping, the traveling, the family. It can all be just a little bit (read: very) stressful. Enter #ThanksgivingFails.

In the short amount of time before it’s all over, there are so many things to be done. Whether you need to arrange travel plans, figure out what dishes to make, or just mentally prepare yourself for that one family member who wants to make their obnoxious political views known, we feel you.

So, before you start panicking about who’s got the mashed potatoes covered and if there will be enough vegan options — the green beans slathered in canned gravy will not suffice — enjoy these #ThanksgivingFails from the families who most definitely ended up ordering takeout.

Turkey Fire!

The little boy at the end had his priorities straight: “GET THE TURKEY!”

Fido Gets His

#baddog #thanksgiving #labs #thanksgivingfail

A photo posted by Amanda Petty (@apetty03) on

Actually, this was the plan all along.

Dining Room Blazin’

Dining room table on fire. Happy Thanksgiving! @rlatulipe #thanksgiving #fire #help #smoke #hilarious

A photo posted by kristen luh-tulip (@kerstyyy) on

Who said they liked their turkey a little crispy?

When Dinner Attacks


This is how we feel about that one talkative aunt.

From Pie To Pudding

I shall call this “Why We Always Make Two.” ??????

A photo posted by Linda Maus (@yindamausome) on

Only the highest quality for the family.

Pizza For Dinner

Saga of a half fried turkey on the blog ☺️ #thanksgivingfail #endedupdelicious @wlbowie

A photo posted by Lauren Bowie (@laurenlbowie) on

Half a deep fried turkey coming up.

Sides Of Fire

mom may have burnt the marshmallows on the sweet potatoes just a little #oops #fire #thanksgivingfail

A photo posted by Arielle Nadler (@legend_waitforit_ari) on


When Turkey-day needs a little chill.

And one last video compilation to get you in the holiday spirit.

We hope your Thanksgiving goes a little more smoothly.

Liquid Kitchen® Presents: Boozy Sparkling Punch For A Crowd

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The holidays can be overwhelming enough this time of year but especially for anyone hosting a big meal. When you are roasting a turkey, whipping potatoes and dodging every political conversation that your family throws at you; how do you even think of fixing up individual cocktails for your guests too? There is no time to be tied to the bar when you are putting out fires so here is a Boozy Sparkling Punch to be your next holiday cocktail savior!

You can make the base up to a week in advance to free up your time for everything else. Just store refrigerated until the big night and right before guests arrive, dust off that punch bowl that’s been in your closet for the last 5 years, fill with punch base, add a fun ice ring (if you’re feeling creative) and pour in a bottle of bubble. Make sure you get the first cup and start drinking before it all disappears!

Boozy Sparkling Punch for a Crowd

(Yes, you can easily double this – you may need to!)
Makes about 16 – 20 servings

Spiced Syrup

  • 2 cups water
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 12 each whole cloves
  • ¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
  • ½ teaspoon ground allspice
  • 2 cinnamon sticks, broken up

Punch

  • 3 cups gold rum
  • 1 cup brandy or cognac
  • 1 cup guava or passion fruit nectar
  • 1 cup pomegranate juice
  • 1 cup fresh orange juice
  • 1 cup fresh lemon juice
  • 1½  teaspoon Peychaud’s or Angostura bitters
  • 1 bottle brut sparkling wine or champagne, chilled

To make the syrup: combine syrup ingredients in a medium sauce pan over medium-high heat. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer slowly for about 3 minutes. Remove pan from heat and let cool to room temperature before proceeding with recipe. Or you can prepare the syrup up to a week in advance and store refrigerated.

To make the punch: in a large punch bowl (or large container such as a stock pot or pitcher) combine the Spiced Syrup, rum, brandy, juices and bitters. Stir to combine. (At this point you can refrigerate the punch for up to 5 days in advance)

Present in a large punch bowl. Add sparkling wine/champagne right before serving. Serve punch in an old fashioned glass over ice or large ice balls.

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Kathy Casey is a chef, mixologist, and is known as the Original Bar Chef. Her newest book is D’Llish Deviled Eggs, which is a great accompaniment to any cocktail. Follow Kathy on Twitter and Instagram. For more great cocktail recipes, visit www.LiquidKitchen.com.

Black Friday: 9 Shopping Quotes From Celebrities To Help You Through

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You can choose whatever metaphor for shopping you want on Black Friday, really. It’s like a zoo. It’s the frontlines of a war zone. It’s representative of our empty material obsessions over family time, but like, when else you getting that deal on a new TV?

All worthy choices. You probably have more of your own, too. Regardless of the most accurate description, we all know how shopping of Black Friday feels. It’s intense, tiring, myopic, a bit depressing, exhausting, the seventh layer of hell wrapped in one.

Truth is, it’s tough. And there will be moments you may need a little inspiration to continue shopping. So we’ve collected a short list of celebrities to keep you going through the slough that is Black Friday. Happy shopping.

Joan Rivers

“Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.”

via Parade

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLPfvSlgkSb/?taken-by=joanrivers

 Tom Felton

“I’m obsessed with shopping. I’ll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet. I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get.”

via Scholastic

Vivienne Westwood

“Buy less. Choose well. Make it last. Quality, not quantity.”

via Telegraph

https://www.instagram.com/p/BL5tL-jgl98/?taken-by=viviennewestwoodofficial

Bo Derek

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”

via GoodReads

Serena Williams

“I love going shopping.”

via The New York Times

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM7KncCgg4I/?taken-by=serenawilliams

Marc Jacobs

“I never cared about buying things for myself, like clothes. And then all of a sudden I realized how great it is to be very precise about the shirts that I wear and all the things that are a part of my closet. So the ritual of fashion and shopping became very personal to me.”

via Vogue

Carrie Bradshaw

“I like my money right where I can see it…hanging in my closet.”

via HBO’s Sex and the City

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM9tlPgAj6j/?taken-by=sarahjessicaparker&hl=en

Helena Bonham Carter

“If you’re a queen, you’re powerless, so I’d probably demote myself and go shopping.”

via The Guardian

Oscar Wilde

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”

via GoodReads

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJQ5PibjHuS/?taken-by=oscarwilde.quotes&hl=en

Why I’m Inviting Shia LaBeouf To Thanksgiving This Year

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My cousin and I play this game most holidays. Like me, she’s a pop culture obsessive and (don’t say that dirty word) a millennial. In other words, we both grew up on the Internet and whispering “Crying Jordan” serves as inside joke instead of meme.

I’m not sure when it started, but we started this holiday tradition of debating which celebrity would we invite to produce the most interesting gathering possible. Think of it as a magical plus-one, where surreal and fun and chaos are the real goals.

Who we invite depends on multiple variables: Am I feuding with my parents or other family members? What latest celebrity controversy is everyone pretending to care about? What holiday/family event are we at? Who you include for a wedding differs from who you want at Thanksgiving varies from the vibes necessary on spring break.

Over the years the game has changed. It’s become more about how creative we can make our desired celebrity choice. Sometimes the best pick is also the most obvious one and becomes rather boring. Picking Bill Murray or Kanye (some men just want to watch the world burn; I am one of those men) are fine choices, but you’re not original.

Though we’ve never discussed this, my cousin and I tend to focus our choices to the moment. Miley Cyrus received some consideration around the release of Bangerz and that “Wrecking Ball” video everyone loved parodying, for example. Thanks to Creed, Michael B. Jordan won last Christmas holiday.

Anyways, this year is tough. Tensions run high for all the obvious reasons. Do we pick someone like Chance the Rapper, sure to handle any awkwardness with grace and warmth? Or in this weird, strange year of ours, do we get weirder and stranger and pick someone Internet-y like Lil Yachty or (ew) Lil Dicky?

I’m going for someone in between. Someone who can deliver the weird, strike up some awkwardly intimate conversation, but not transform thanksgiving into World War III.

That’s why I’m choosing Shia LaBeouf. I’m a huge fan of his abstract art projects and American Honey is one of my favorite movies this year. His upcoming Man Down also seems worthy of conversation.

Shia doesn’t need to accomplish much to prove my choice worthy. I’d be ecstatic if he just stared at my grandpa intensely and silently throughout the dinner. Or if he asked my mother what sea animal resides inside her heart. Just bring the weird, Shia. Make it a Thanksgiving we’ll all remember.

6 Reasons Why Marijuana Wins No Matter Who Becomes Attorney General

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  • Nov. 8 headline: Holy smokes! Voters in eight states say yes to marijuana!

  • Nov. 17 headline: Holy shit! Anti-marijuana Sen. Jeff Sessions may become America’s new top cop!

  • Nov. 24 headline: Hey everybody! It’s Thanksgiving; take a chill pill. Marijuana is going to be just fine!

OK. Let’s state the obvious facts:

  • It has been a few weeks of angst, tears and tumult.
  • Nobody who enjoys marijuana is too happy about the possibility of Sessions becoming America’s top cop. After all, during a Senate hearing earlier this year he actually said “good people don’t smoke marijuana.” That’s a bit of a buzz kill.
  • But the sun came up today and marijuana is around to stay. Life goes on.

Sure, Sessions as Attorney General will not make it easy, unneeded barriers will need to be hurdled, and some progress may be clawed back. But, in the spirit of Thanksgiving, let’s take a look at the past and be thankful that we have come this far. Thankful that four more states legalized recreational marijuana — bringing the number of states fully legal to eight (plus Washington, D.C.). Thankful that 29 states recognize that marijuana is medicine and provide access to patients in need.

“We need to remember something important among all the doom-and-gloom you see all over social media,” says Daniel Yi, communications director for MedMen, a cannabis management and investment firm based in Los Angeles. “Jeff Sessions has not said anything yet about marijuana since the news of his nomination came out. President-elect Trump hasn’t said anything yet. Everything is conjecture. In the meantime, the work in the industry goes on.”

Here are six reasons not to freak out about Sessions:

Marijuana Momentum

Although the presidential race was tight, marijuana won a clear mandate on Election Day. Nine states had a marijuana initiative on the ballot and eight of them were victorious. Only Arizona failed, and that vote was close (47.8 percent voted yes).

“We believe we have passed the tipping point and the momentum is now close to irreversible,” said Adam Bierman, CEO and co-founder of MedMen, a cannabis management and investment firm based in Los Angeles. “We have reached a critical mass, the federal government cannot ignore the impact of our industry, the will of more than half of the states and the majority of Americans.

In 2016 alone, lawmakers in 24 states approved more than 30 pieces of legislation specific to marijuana policy reform. So at the state level, things look solid. And the momentum is not likely to abate.

Neill Franklin, executive director of Law Enforcement Enforcement Against Prohibition, says the fight is just beginning. “This Thanksgiving, we’re in a unique place as a nation, and while much remains uncertain, I know without a doubt that the challenges of the coming months and years will make us stronger,” said Franklin, a retired major who had a distinguished 34-year law enforcement career with the Maryland State Police and Baltimore Police Department. “We won’t rest on past successes. We will keep pushing ahead.”

Follow The Money

Really, people, why would the government want to throw away a robust economic engine pumping millions of dollars into public coffers from Maine to California?

Cowen and Company, a financial services research firm, released a study on Monday demonstrating “industry revenue growth in the current adult use states has been clearly robust.” Colorado retail revenues have skyrocketed about 50 percent from last year, tracking at close to $1 billion in sales annually. In Washington, retail sales soared 100 percent.

Cowen’s research projects that the marijuana retail industry will be worth about $50 billion in 10 years. That’s Billion with a capital B. And Cowen says that is a conservative projection!

There is not a fiscal conservative in America that could look at those numbers and not see the light. And also consider the fact that drug cartels won’t get those revenues.

“I’m hopeful that he’s enough of a capitalist to at least see the economic benefits this has provided to the various states in addition to the social justice and medical benefits,” Jeff Zucker of Green Lion Partners, a cannabis business strategy consultancy, told the Wall Street Journal.

The American People Have Spoken

Support for marijuana legalization has never been higher. Just a month ago, a Gallup Poll was released showing that 60 percent of Americans want the plant legal.

When Gallup first asked this question in 1969, only 12 percent of Americans supported the legalization of marijuana use. In the late 1970s, support rose to 28 percent but began to retreat in the 1980s during the era of the “Just Say No” to drugs campaign. Support stayed in the 25 percent range through 1995, but increased to 31 percent in 2000 and has continued climbing since then.

“It would be political suicide for the Trump Administration to go against a campaign promise on a hugely popular issue that won even among their demographic,” Troy Dayton, CEO of the ArcView, a cannabis research firm, told NPR’s All Things Considered this week.

And  Tom Angell of Marijuana Majority says: “A clear majority of Americans support legalizing marijuana and super-majorities across party lines believe that states should be able to implement their own cannabis laws without federal interference. The truth is, marijuana reform is much more popular with voters than most politicians are, and officials in the new administration would do well to take a careful look at the polling data on this issue before deciding what to do.”

The Executive Branch Can’t Do It Alone

Even if Sessions and Trump want to revive the failed War on Drugs (which, again, is conjecture at this point), it would take a compliant Congress to go along. Do these politicians want to explain to their constituents at home why their vote in support of marijuana is null and void?

Plus, there is the bipartisan Rohrabacher-Farr Amendment which passed last December. The law prevent the DOJ and DEA from arresting or prosecuting patients, caregivers, and businesses that are acting in compliance with state medical marijuana laws. The amendment does nothing for states that have recreational laws, but it does help the 29 medical marijuana states.

Does Congress really want to pick this fight again?

Congressman Dana Rohrabacher of California, a prop-cannabis Republican who supported Trump during the campaign, and whose name is on the amendment, remains upbeat. “This president has made clear that he believes in a states’ rights approach to marijuana,”  Rohrabacher said last week after the Sessions news was released. “And if the president is in favor of a states’ rights approach to marijuana, I am certain that Jeff Sessions, being a man of high integrity, will not be undermining his president’s position.”

What About The Patients?

Cannabis is a medicine for veterans suffering from PTSD. And young children with severe epileptic conditions. And seniors with intractable pain. The list goes on and on. These can’t be the people Sessions was referring to when he said “good people don’t smoke marijuana.” Even he can’t be that cold-hearted.

“Well, Jeff Sessions hasn’t met the cancer patients and AIDS patients and the children with epilepsy  who are finding relief with cannabis,” Dayton of ArcView said.

Take The Long Road

Marijuana has been maligned in the United States since the 1930s. It has taken generations and generations to get to the point we’re at today. And there are a lot of people fighting hard to change hearts and minds.

“We have been fighting for a long time, and definitely one presidency is not going to stop what we are doing,” said Steph Sherer, executive director and founder at Americans for Safe Access: “When given the choice between our health and breaking federal law, we are going to break federal law.”

And Adam Bierman, Ceo and co-founder of MedMen, takes the long-term business view. “The marijuana industry didn’t get here overnight, this has been 20 years in the making when California first passed medical marijuana. So this industry is here for the long haul. To build a company, let alone an entire industry, you cannot be reactive to the news of the day, you have to have a long term game plan.”

So, this Thanksgiving, give thanks for where we are. And vow to keep fighting the good fight. Now, pass the mashed potatoes.

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