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One Man’s Journey In Pursuit Of The Truth Behind Marijuana Prohibition

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In Brave New Weed, author Joe Dolce weaves a fascinating tale of the twisted history — and even more twisted pretzel logic — behind marijuana prohibition. It is a tale that, depending on the chapter, will make you laugh, think or pull your hair out in frustration.

Dolce’s work, published Wednesday, is equal parts travelogue, existential discovery and historical exegesis. But mostly it is a well-spun narrative and a  damn fun, breezy read about the ubiquitous weed.

Photo courtesy Harper Wave
Photo courtesy Harper Wave

Dolce is not a cannabis expert — well, he wasn’t one before he started his global pilgrimage. But by the end of the book, Dolce writes with clarity and expertise about the plant and its utility to mankind. Dolce attacks the topic with a journalistic rigor that will appeal to readers looking for trusted agent to tell the truth — dogma and talking points be damned.

And make no mistake about it: Dolce’s bona fides as a journalist are solid. He is the former editor-in-chief of Details and Star magazines and now CEO of a media training business. He has spent a career careening from big story to big story.

So, what makes a prominent national journalist write leave his cushy editor’s gig and pursue a story about cannabis?

“I was at a crossroads, really,” Dolce said in an interview from his home in New York. “I was burned out and bored after years as a magazine editor. My 16-year relationship was over. And, well, I wanted to challenge myself.”

As he writes in the book:

I was, for the first time in two decades, adrift, primed for change, ready to dance, drink champagne, recharge my sex life, and reinvent the way I worked. My entire life was in need of a rethink, my vices included.

As the book opens, Dolce details how a family member (a cousin) proudly showed off his green thumb by revealing a small, secret indoor marijuana grow. That seemingly innocuous encounter with his cousin’s weed was the spark the journalist needed to embark on his journey to “tear down the cannabis closet” and seek answers to the questions we didn’t know we should ask.

And the journey took him zig-zagging across the globe, including:

  • Book Cover courtesy Harper Wave
    Courtesy Harper Wave

    Amsterdam: Where he visits the world-famous coffee shops and witnesses the ultra-competitive annual Cannabis Cup.

  • California: Where he tracks down the self-proclaimed “fairy godfather of medical marijuana,” San Francisco’s venerable rabble-rouser Dennis Peron. Dolce also runs into George Zimmer, the founder of Men’s Warehouse. You will get a chuckle from this episode. I guarantee it.
  • Colorado: Where he sees what “The New World” of weed looks like after legalization. Dolce arrives in the Mile High City mere weeks after the new laws passed allowing any adult in the state to enjoy the herb without fear of arrest. He witnessed the birth of an industry and the awkward first steps of childhood.
  • Israel: Where he sits down with Dr. Raphael Mechoulam, “the scientist who cracked the chemical code of cannabis a half century ago and then discovered the endocannabinoid system in the human body with which it interacts,” as Dolce describes the good doctor. Dolce’s lesson on endocannabinoid science is deftly written in this chapter. If you are seeking a layman’s description on how marijuana works, buy this book. Like the excellent editor he is, Dolce takes the doctor’s scientific explanation and boils it down to its essence.

There are other stops along the way — the author’s telling of his side trip to Bodega Bay is alternately, hilarious and touching — but throughout the odyssey, Dolce is continuously teaching the reader about the plant’s history in all its glory and vilification.

One of the most enlightening parts of the book is Chapter 10, in which Dolce spells out his Four Enhancements. It is a chapter that could be the impetus for yet another book. Here, Dolce channels fellow cannabis enthusiast and astronomer Carl Sagan:

“I do not consider myself a religious person in the usual sense, but there is a religious aspect to some highs. The heightened sensitivity in all areas gives me a feeling of communion with my surroundings, both animate and inanimate. Sometimes a kind of existential perception of the absurd comes over me and I see with awful certainty the hypocrisies and posturing of myself and my fellow man. And at other times, there is a different sense of the absurd, a playful and whimsical awareness.”

In Dolce’s view, “there is little doubt that it affects the way we see our place in life’s grand order. This enhanced receptivity, not to mention insight, empathy, and awe, are but a few of the cognitive functions that cannabis underscores.”

He then delivers a cogent argument about the spiritual or otherworldly aspects of the herb and The Four Enhancements:

  1. Receptivity
  2. Deep Focus
  3. Insight
  4. Intimacy, Empathy & Sex

The chapter is a delightful diversion and a reading experience that should be performed twice: before a session and again after a few tokes. If cannabis is not your thing, the enhanced experience is optional. Trust me, you’ll still benefit from the conversation.

And that is what Dolce has created in Brave New Weed: a conversation. He writes as if he were you’re slightly smarter, funnier, cannabis-loving friend just having a conversation.

Whether this is your first foray into the emerging cannabis book genre or if you think you know all there is to cannabis sativa, this is a book worth buying. If your are cannabis curious, your questions will be answered and you may be compelled to continue your education in the field. If you are serious cannabis connoisseur, you’ll learn a few things. And you will enjoy the journey.

Brave New Weed
Harper Wave 
288 pages 

Facebook Marketplace: Flame-Ass Chips, Babies, And Weed

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Facebook continues to roll out new services to complete its role as primary internet town hall. The latest addition is its Facebook Marketplace function, which the company trickled out this week. As Facebook had discovered, many users were buying and selling products through Facebook’s Groups function, Facebook decided to monetize on that relationship.

In other words, it aimed to make a Craigslist for Facebook. The only problem was Facebook wasn’t prepared for the strange, illicit and profane that call Craigslist home.

For example, can we interest you in purchasing a baby or a gun?

No? Okay. What about buying 6 ounces of water for a steal at $56 (bottle not included)?

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Others have reported finding strange things like a baby hedgehog or even a dog—though it’s just a girl with a dog filter slapped on.

Neither, however, comes close to one of our favorites: some Flame-Ass chips. Seriously, who is still calling the product Flamin’ Hot Cheetos? Flame-Ass chips feels more accurate.

Our next weird find really defies description. Not because we couldn’t describe it, but it’s probably best to let the pictures do the talking here.

Someone also decided to part with their £5 note, selling it for a steal at $10. Sure, £5 only coverts to $6.37 in U.S. currency, but you’re buying an experience here, people.

We’re not really sure what this next user is selling. It’s simply called “REBORN” selling at £150. Now is this example of another use trying to sell a baby? Don’t people want their own kids? Or is this baby just proof of the magic that you can buy, which is the actual transaction of rebirth? We’re not sure!

And we’re guessing many of you may be  partial to our final strange find below:

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Probably not how Mark Zuckerberg imagined it all going down, but, really, what else could you expect from the internet?

“As we expanded Marketplace access, we encountered a technical issue that prevented our reviewing system from identifying some posts that violated our commerce policies and community standards,” a Facebook rep said in a statement. And added: “We are working to fix the problem and will be closely monitoring our systems to ensure we are properly identifying and removing violations before giving more people access to Marketplace. We apologize for this issue.”

Apology accepted, Facebook!

Ice Cream Ramen: Now A Thing

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It doesn’t take much for a food item to become viral these days. Case in point: ramen ice cream. Bright toxic-looking color? Check. Edible? Check. Instagrammable? Uh, yeah.

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This bourgeoning trend comes from The Dessert Kitchen in NYC.

The “ramen” is actually kanten, a transparent Japanese jelly noodle. For dessert purposes, it’s covered in flavored sauces, like peach, honey or brown sugar. And it sits on a bed of crushed ice covered in evaporated milk and mixed fruit. The taste has been described as “mellow,” as one slurping jelly and milk would assume.

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Unlike its predecessor raindrop cake, ice cream ramen is a little more appealing, mainly because it’s more substantial than what basically amounts to clear water-flavored Jell-O.

A quick Google search of “ice cream ramen” will bring up a story from 2011 that might lead you to believe RocketNews24 was way ahead of the trend. But don’t be fooled by imposters. There are no cones, nor ice cream associated with this dessert.

Consume is an essential source for food and beverage news, trends, tips, original recipes and everything in between. Want to read more? Try these posts: Why ‘Coffee Pot’ Will Soon Have A Whole New Meaning, Spain Really, Really Hates Jamie Oliver’s Paella Recipe, 6 Ciders That Will Make You Rethink Beer.

See The Pro-Marijuana TV Ads Popping Up In California

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The fight for legalized marijuana has hit the living rooms up and down the state of California.

Ads in support for the state’s Proposition 64 — the Adult Use of Marijuana Act — began running on network and cable channels on Tuesday, focusing on two main themes: strict restrictions to keep the product out of the hands of minors and a windfall of  $1 billion in new tax revenue.

“Californians overwhelmingly support replacing marijuana criminalization with a smarter, safer approach,” said Brian Brokaw, campaign manager for Yes on Proposition 64. “Proposition 64 is the most comprehensive, thoughtful marijuana policy in the nation and reflects the input of the hundreds of organizations and experts — and these ads are designed to straightforwardly communicate the vast safeguards and benefits of Proposition 64 to every voter in the state.”

The deep-pocketed campaign is spending nearly half of its money in support of this ad barrage. According to campaign finance reports, the Yes on 64 campaign has roughly $14 million in its coffers — the aggressive advertising push will cost $6.8 million, which includes TV and radio spots. Sean Parker, former Facebook president and pro-legalization advocate, has given more than $7 million to support the measure.

According to campaign finance records, the No on Proposition 64 campaign has only $428,646 in contributions, although independent anti-marijuana organizations have built up a sizable war chest.

The No on 64 campaign has focused its effort on the dangers to minors and the fear of ads geared toward children. The pro-legislation ads appear to be directly aimed at combatting these talking points.

Here are a look at the ads:

Safeguards

This ad highlights that proposed legislation “bars advertising directed at kids,” and “bars edibles that appeal to children.” The spot also reminds voters that “adults 21 and over could only purchase marijuana at licensed marijuana businesses.”

Revenue

This spot focuses on the economic benefits, telling Californians that the law will generate $1 billion in tax revenue that would go to services such as after-school, job-training and placement programs.

 

WOW, Idiocracy At 10 Years Old

We openly refer to ourselves brands. We place dog and deer Snapchat filters on presidential candidates. We are a country overrun with a clown epidemic. One or two are even running for president. Wow, Idiocracy at 10 years old.

When director Mike Judge released Idiocracy 10 years ago, very few people saw it in theaters. You suspect that’s, in part, because it seemed too far-fetched: Set 500 years in the future, the movie posits America as a country defeated by stupidity. Citizens speak in slow drawls, and wear tacky, Carl’s Jr.-branded outfits. Our infrastructure is subject to massive decay: trash mountains piled so high citizens worry of the next trash avalanche and leaning skyscrapers supported with giant bungee cords. The top-grossing movie in theaters is a film called Ass, which yes, is a man’s farting buttocks on screen for 80 minutes. The punchline: Ass won eight Oscars that year, including Best Screenplay.

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We come to this world by way of a government experiment gone wrong. In 2006, the “most average man alive” and a female prostitute frozen in cryogenic pods are left forgotten, only to wake up in this distant surreal world. It bears some similarity to the world they knew, but is completely twisted. When Joel, our “average” protagonist, wonders if they could stop at a Starbucks, another character retorts, “I really don’t think we have time for a hand job, Joel.” That’s right: Starbucks and nearly every company has become a sex corporation, including FedExxx and T.J. O’Handjobs, formerly known as T.G.I. Fridays. Asking for an “extra foamy” latte holds a far different meaning 500 years later. (Or maybe less far into the future: “Café Fellatio” could be coming soon!)

 

Photo courtesy of Drafthouse Cinema / Twentieth Century Fox
Photo courtesy of Drafthouse Cinema  / Twentieth Century Fox

It would be generous to say Idiocracy had a tepid release. It grossed below $450,000 worldwide. Accusations abounded that 20th Century Fox had “buried” the film, releasing it only to seven cities and expanding only to 130 theaters worldwide. Catching the many, many incisive digs fired at almost every major American corporation, you don’t question the suspicion.

But the movie did find its audience. Last night the film celebrated its 10 year anniversary and was shown in more than 40 theaters across the country, some venues playing Idiocracy in extra theaters and multiple showings. The movie was bookended with a Q&A livestream with writer/director Mike Judge and actors Maya Rudolph and Terry Crews. Birth.Movies.Death’s Devin Faraci, who moderated the Q&A, joked that more people saw the film Tuesday night than during its premiere. Judge responded modestly, saying he wasn’t wrong.

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As our world turns more absurd and anti-intelligent, especially this election cycle where presidential debates have devolved into memes, “yo mamma” jokes, and openly questioning the penis size of one of the candidates, many have openly questioned whether Idiocracy was a satirical film or a prescient documentary. Including co-writer Etan Cohen.

Watching the movie last night, it doesn’t lack any of its initial bite from your first viewing. But while the humor remains tight as ever, some of the jokes aren’t that funny anymore; they’re just too accurate.

For example: Mobs yelling at the president to fix the country’s problems now, and when everything isn’t solved within a week, they riot and loot and curse Joel, the man trying to help them. A president who ran a campaign on “Hope” might relate all too eerily to that. By the way, Idiocracy’s president is a former wrestling champion whose full name is Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. If you didn’t know, Donald Trump is in the World Wrestling Entertainment Hall of Fame. You want to laugh, but really, that comparison hits too close to reality.

During this election, Judge and Crews excited Idiocracy fans when they announced they were producing mocking Camacho presidential ads. The fit was there. But Judge admitted their ideas were too political, and it was hard to mine comedy out of the current climate (20th Century Fox also pulled the plug). When the Q&A shifted to fan questions, many revolved around how to fix things now or how do we stop from becoming an actual Idiocracy. “I love how they think we have the answers,” Rudolph responded, laughing.

Even the smart people don’t have the answers, it seems. Might as well distract ourselves and flip on Idiocracy. Get a kick out of what so many believe we’ve become and laugh at ourselves. That’s a healthy habit. At least we’ll surrender to stupidity with a smile on our faces instead of the frown so many of us have now.

Dig This! Cannabis Found In Ancient Chinese Tomb

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This ain’t your grandfather’s Woodstock weed. It’s not even your great-great-great-great grandfather’s weed, either.

Archaeologists in northwest China have discovered a tomb of a man with 13 cannabis plants carefully arranged on top of his chest. Radiometric dating suggests the burial site to be between 2,400 to 2,800 years old, according to the report in Economic Botany.

The report, “Ancient Cannabis Burial Shroud in a Central Eurasian Cemetery,” had this to say about the “extraordinary cache”:

This unique discovery provides new insight into the ritualistic use of Cannabis in prehistoric Central Eurasia. Furthermore, the fragmented infructescences of Cannabis discovered in other tombs of the Jiayi cemetery, together with similar Cannabis remains recovered from coeval tombs in the ancient Turpan cemetery along with those found in the Altai Mountains region, reveal that Cannabis was used by the local Central Eurasian people for ritual and/or medicinal purposes in the first millennium before the Christian era.

Translated from archeology-speak to basic English, the report proves again that cannabis has been a medicinal and spiritual herb before Jesus Christ walked the earth.

According to National Geographic, who first reported the findings:

The burial is one of 240 graves excavated at the Jiayi cemetery in Turpan, and is associated with the Subeixi culture(also known as the Gushi Kingdom) that occupied the area between roughly 3,000 to 2,000 years ago. At the time, Turpan’s desert oasis was an important stop on the Silk Road.

The discovery confirms what most archeological scientists have been saying all along: Cannabis has a long history in nearly every culture on earth. Its reputation as an evil, dangerous substance is a relatively new phenomenon.

According to most historians, cannabis evolved about 12,000 years ago in Central Asia, in the area now known as Mongolia and southern Siberia. It is considered among civilization’s oldest cultivated crops. The first record of cannabis’ use as a medicine dates to 4000 B.C.

Not Giving Up Their Shot: Obama, George W. Bush, ‘Hamilton’ Cast Would Like You To Vote

A panoply of politicians, musicians, and other celebrities appear in a new video put together by the cast of Hamilton to encourage people to vote. The bipartisan effort features Elizabeth Warren, Paul Ryan, Questlove, Jimmy Fallon, Nas, the cast of Hamilton including the omnipresent Lin-Manuel Miranda, George W. Bush, and Barack Obama.

“Our future depends on you casting a ballot,” Bush says before video cuts to Obama, who adds: “If you’re inspired by Hamilton, if you’re inspired by our founders, understand the system of government only works if you participate.”

It’s not quite as funny as Stephen Colbert’s recent voting video, but it is impressive to get Warren and Ryan into the same clip.

Watch the video below, and learn how to register to vote here.

Spain Really, Really Hates Jamie Oliver’s Paella Recipe

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Celeb chef and food revolutionary Jamie Oliver did the unthinkable earlier this week: he tweeted his “twist” on classic paella. And it didn’t go well.

Authentic paella does not include chorizo. It’s a big no-no. Poor James only got a little sympathy on Twitter for his unintentional abomination.

But most of it was typical schoolyard taunting, and a few funny jabs from people who saw the (obviously) funny side of the debate:

As The Guardian points out, this isn’t Oliver’s first foray into major rice blunders. Two years ago, he put his now famous “twist” on a favorite West African dish called jollof rice by adding tomatoes and other accoutrement. The gaffe soon became its own “gate” (as all good gaffes do). #JollofGate became such a public meltdown, that Jamie’s camp released a statement to try and calm nerves, reminding people that Jamie is a chef and this was just “Jamie’s twist.” How long until @JamiesTwist becomes its own Twitter handle?

Green Is The New Black (And We’re Not Talking Tie-Dye)

Forget what Anna Wintour or Tim Gunn are touting as this season’s faaabulous must-have items. Show your style and your marijuana pride with these 420-friendly accessories. We’re not talking tie-dyed Bob Marley T-shirts or itchy hemp ponchos. We’re into designer looks and hip styles for fashionista cannabis fans. High fashion, right?

Margot Robbie’s Alexander Wang Confection on SNL

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Aussie actress Margot Robbie hosted Saturday Night Live’s season opener in an edgy lace and faux-leather dress, featuring inset lace marijuana leaves on the skirt. NBC network censors were probably already asleep when the actress delivered her monologue on the late-night comedy show. The dress is from Alexander Wang’s 420-friendly Fall 2016 collection, where the pot leaves show up on everything from mohair minis to slip dresses to bucket bags.

Shop the collection on Alexander Wang.

Vape Cases and Purses That Hide That Aroma

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We all wish to be discreet at certain times. Whether you are carrying stinky French cheese or an aromatic stash of marijuana refreshment, the peeps in the elevator don’t need to be clued in to your personal activities. AnnaBís has created a line of luxury purses and vape cases that are not only easy on the fashionista eyes, but functional as well, with specially-designed compartments and Odor-Loc Technology. They’ve got unisex and vegan styles; so far, no gluten-free ones.

From $70-$295 on AnnaBís.

The Dude’s Signature Sweater

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Now for something retro. You thought The Dude’s beat-up sweater on “The Big Lebowski” was probably something he found in an alley or in a Goodwill “clearance” bin. You would be wrong. Turns out The Dude has a taste for the finer things in life — weed, White Russians, bowling, and lambswool. The Original Westerley sweater, which Pendleton debuted in 1972, is back by popular demand, thanks to fans of the cult film. Every last color and detail has been seen to. Pendleton, like The Dude, abides.

Dry clean only. On Pendleton.

In Praise of the Sweet Leaf

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Diamonds and weed are a girl’s best friends. Jacquie Aiche looked to her heritage for inspiration when creating her line of jewelry and accessories, with its Native American and Middle Eastern influences, and its ethereal, whimsical feel. The accessories are in snakeskin or lambskin, while the jewelry uses pave diamonds and 14K yellow, white, or rose gold.

Ranges from $125 to $6,250 at Jacquie Aiche.

For the Rugged Cannabis Enthusiast

Photo via Eshays
Photo via Eshays

If you don’t want to look like all the other hipsters in your flannel plaid, skinny jeans, and Timberland boots, here’s the ticket. Stand out while showing your cannabis pride with these customized Timberland boots, with or without the spikes. You can even change the print or the color of the spikes—make them truly yours! Now unlacing them after you’ve had a few tokes … proceed with caution.

From $199 at Eshays.

Clown Costume Sales Spike 300 Percent In Wake Of Nationwide Clown Epidemic: Report

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Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32 states. Many—if not most—of those have been exposed as hoaxes, but the rash of clown headlines has still reportedly spurred a huge spike in clown mask sales for at least one major Halloween retailer.

“Clown mask sales are up more than [300%] from a year ago the same period online,” Brad Butler, COO of the company that operates national Halloween costume chain Halloween Express, told CW 33. “In the top 10, eight of them are ‘evil’ clown masks this season whereas last year, five of the top 10 were ‘evil.’”

While CW33 didn’t receive a response from the other prominent Halloween retailers they reached out to, we feel safe assuming clown mask sales are probably up everywhere, which would there are more clowns out there right now than in any other time in recent history.

In case you haven’t been paying attention to recent red-nosed developments, what started as a few sightings in North and South Carolina has now spread throughout the country. Schools have been shut down over clown reports, people are faking clown attacks to avoid getting fired, and kids are even allegedly reaching out to fake clowns on social media to kill their teachers.

The country’s leading evil clown expert Stephen King has weighed in on the subject, saying he believes the pandemic is a “low-level hysteria.”

“The clown furor will pass, as these things do, but it will come back, because under the right circumstances, clowns really can be terrifying,” he said. “I suspect it’s a kind of low-level hysteria, like Slender Man, or the so-called Bunny Man, who purportedly lurked in Fairfax County, Virginia, wearing a white hood with long ears and attacking people with a hatchet or an axe.”

But while we’ve heard from King, we still don’t even know if word of the crisis has reached President Obama, whose press secretary was asked about the epidemic earlier this week by a Bloomberg reporter.

“I don’t know that the president has been briefed on this particular situation,” White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest said. “Obviously, this is a situation that law enforcement is taking quite seriously.”

Posted By: Taylor Berman

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